Real World and Its Real Lame Bandana Lovers
I don’t seem to watch MTV’s the Real World like I did a few years back, but watching it tonight (in between my networking struggles) and I noticed something: There is always at least 1 male cast member that likes to wear bandanas or “dew rags” on their head from time to time. I don’t know if the producers of the Real World have stock in some bandana company but if you think about it… Yeah, a lot of girls do it, especially when it is in style, but no matter the style at the time, there is always at least one guy that wears a dew-rag at times during the show.
My theory? Well I have always thought that it takes a “special” type of guy to even atempt to pull off the dew-rag. They can be very nice I’m sure…but if you are wearing, or like the way it looks, you must be at least a little weird. You know, one of those guys that just thinks he plain kicks ass, but really, if you step back and look at the stuff he does, you can plainly see that he is either a douche-bag or just a freakin’ idiot. We all know at least one of those guys. Ok, so how do at least one of these guys end up on the Real World every season? Well just look at the “Real World Formula”: 1 Bitch + 1 Gay Person + 1 Tough Guy (this is our guy) + (at least) 1 Minority + 1 Misc. Weird Person That Will Posibly Quit Did you follow that math?
Think about it…I’m right. You know I am.