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When You Hear “So Yesterday”, It Could Be All Over

Ring tones have officially gotten out of hand

After having my cell phone, the ubiquitious T610, for a few months I got a little tired of the same little dittys that they give you to serve as your ring tones and I ventured out to see what else was out there. …but I wasn’t about to pay for any of them. I tried a few old favorites from places I found on the net, or friends that has some. I had “When I Come Around” and “Smells Like Teen Spirit” for a month or so, but then I realized that I felt a little stupid that one time someone called me in public and my phone played a song…just like the teenage girl’s phone next to me. I needed to get a new ring tone.

This is where it gets sad…

I just wanted a regular phone ring. No song. No jingle. Just a ring. So I went to my phone, there has to be a stock, “regular ring” on my phone right? Nope. All were jingles, nothing that resembled a regular ring. So I turned to the web. MyT610 has pages and pages of ring tones. The problem was no category sounded like it would have normal grown-up ring tones. So I went through the list…and after 2 South Park episodes and a lot of needless little downloads to see what the ring called “ringtone00232.mid” sounded like, I found 2 regular rings…two…in fact the last two in the list. Their names were BusinessRing1 and BussinessRing2.

Does anyone else see a problem with the fact that, not only did it take me way too much time to just find a regular phone ring, but that there were only 2 on a site, that its sole purpose is to give you ring tones and has a listing of thousands? Seriously. Thats rediculous!

Sometimes I really think this world is coming to an end and the only harbinger of our impending demise will be a ringtone…probably by Hillary Duff.

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Reality Fun At Martha’s House

According to a article in today’s New York Times there are plans in place to create a spin-off of the popular show “The Apprentice”. The problem? They can’t start filming the show until the new host, or “Boss” as it were, is released from prison.

Thats right folks, Martha Stewart has been tapped as the next person to be on that special side of the boardroom table…but maybe in her case, it might be a nicely decorated dining room table covered in doilies, as opposed to a boardroom table.

Mark Burnett, who has been the idea man behind many reality shows, and might just be Satan incarnate, and Donald Trump thought that Stewart would just be the perfect person for the spin-off. The show will begin filming with around 18 contestants right after Stewart is released from prison. However, don’t look for Martha to go on little field trips with her troops like Trump does on his show…Stewart will still be on house arrest while the show is being taped. (I can’t make this stuff up folks!)

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“That won’t scale.”

This one is for the geeks out there:

“Things to Say When You’re Losing a Technical Argument” is pretty good list of things to spout if you are on the wrong end of a techincal discussion gone awry.

Here are a few:

4. The syntax is idiosyncratic.
15. Oh, I played with that approach back as an undergrad. Got a D, too.
23. What? I don’t speak your crazy moon-language.

Those are good, but this one is my favorite:

I heard that the only real application for that technology was child pornography. How did you hear about it?
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