Free thongs from Oprah!

June 13th, 2005 | by Mike |

Thats right! Oprah is giving out free thongs. (I’ll give you a minute to try and shake the mental image that is created when someone says the words “Oprah” and “thong” together.)

For some reason, Oprah is giving out free thongs branded with her Oxygen Network logo. The question is what size are these “Oprah Thongs”? I would have to guess they would be made of some super stretch fabric so your weight could yo-yo from 150 lbs to 300 lbs without having to get new underware. Sorry…I’ll give you one more second to get the mental image of “300 lbs” and “thong” out of your head.

Now that you are ready, you can go order your free thong by going to this site. Its ok, we’ll just say your getting one for your “girlfriend”…you perv.

[ Via Spoofee ]

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