Random Blog of the Week #8
With all the craziness of the 500th post and endless celebration that followed that involved not one, but two hookers some coke and a strange visit from Pat O’Brien, I completely forgot about the “Random Blog Of The Week”. For that, I apologize.
This week’s belated Random Blog of the Week is…I Hate Horses
This guy really hates horses. Thats pretty much all you need to know. Here’s a sample:
Look, this is a website about horses and how much we hate them. They are gross and stupid and disgusting and smell like s*** . There are flies all over them and they make dumb noises. HORSES ARE TERRIBLE!!!
I am shaking right now because I hate horses so much. I hate them the way that fat people hate diets, the way that lazy people hate work, the way that Jewish people hate Hitler, the way black people hate white people. I REALLY HATE THEM!!
AHHHHHHHHHH!
If you’re reading this and you don’t hate horses, you better get the f*** out of here! This website is not for you!!! Only retards and poor people love horses. SHUT UP!
I’m going to go break some horse’s leg, then shoot it to put it out of its – and my – misery!!!
Here’s a quick rundown of some posts with a quick sampling:
“NICE SHOES ASSHOLE!!”
I have to admit…he makes some compelling arguements. I kinda think that maybe I hate horses now too. Give it a read and let me know your thoughts. Ok, I need to get back to the 500th Post celebration…I have the hookers for 45 more minutes and then I need to figure out how the hell I’m going to get Pat O’Brien to leave.