Microsoft Adds Stupid Name To Its Stupid Operating System

Congratulations! You don’t have to wait endlessly, and hear about more and more things being cut out of Microsoft’s latest operating system Longhorn! Now you can wait endlessly and hear about more and more things being cut out of Windows Vista.

Thats right, today Microsoft made it official and gave the next version of Windows a real name as opposed to the development name “Longhorn”. Incredible news huh?! Not really. The math is still the same: “Longhorn” = “Windows Vista” = CRAP

Also, Vista is a pretty stupid name if you ask me. It sounds like a crappy hotel name, or something a slum-lord names a development to make it not sound as crappy as it is. Oh wait a minute…I just explained it to myself. I guess the name fits after all.