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Yeah thats right, I said it…and it’s about time someone said it too. Why does everyone in the damn world love this movie so much? Its lame. It has very little, if any, story and I challenge anyone to give me one joke from the movie that was really, genuinely funny. You can’t.

This movie is a glaring example of the single-mindedness of people. What do I mean? I’m saying that the majority of the “fans” of this movie are laughing at it because they think they should. Its not a funny movie, but because its a “independent” flick people think that they should like this movie so they say they do. Another example of this phenomenon is the NBC show “The Office”. Although it is funnier than “Napolean Dynamite”, its still really not that funny. However, Steve Carell is in it, and we heard that cool guy that lives downtown in a loft listening to Coldplay say he likes it, then we all say we like it too.

“Dead Pan” humor can be great stuff. But I think most of America, in their effort to be hip and cool is supporting un-funny, bad entertainment. “Napoleon Dynamite” sucks. It does. If you understand that, its a big first step.

If an army of “Napoleon Dynamite” supporters come raging to its defense, then maybe they can explain what is so great about that movie…but somehow I have a feeling that their argument will boil down to “…because it is!”, which we all know really translates to “…because all the cool people think it is!”