The Star Jones Drinking Game
I’m not much for the Emmys. In fact I would say that they suck. I’ve never watched them and this year was going to be a lock to keep the streak alive…that is until I saw the “Star Jones Drinking Game” over at Perez Hilton. Here are the rules…
We now present to you the Official Rules for the Star Jones Drinking Game.
Drink:
- Whenever Star says the word ‘Bling.’
- Whenever Star refers to a celebrity as belonging to her, as in, “Here comes my girl, Nicole Kidman.” or “Please welcome, my man, Jamie Foxx.”
- Whenever Star mentions the husband, you should have to go in the closet and drink.
- Anytime Star uses the word “glamazon”.
- Every time the mess called Star Jones says “absolutely” throw back 2 shots. You will be hammered before the first commercial.
- Every time Star makes a “weight concealing” movement, like puffing up her chest or arching her back, take 2 shots
- Every mention of one of her sponsors, three shots (“Kathy’s shoes look like they came from Payless! Bogo, baby!”)
- Every time Star has a wardrobe change, switch drinks with a buddy and DRINK!
- Every time the camera catches a background shot of Big Gay Al.
and finally
- Whenever Star’s penis is visible through her outfit, drink the rest of the bottle.
Ok, I still won’t watch the Emmys, but who doesn’t love a new drinking game. Especially ones that revolve around making fun of the man-beast that is Star Jones. If anyone plays this game Sunday please share in the comments.
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Mike
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