See If Thelma and Louise Get Funky

November 3rd, 2005 | by Mike |

I’m going to assume you’ve heard about the “Bird Flu” that is doing its best to fullfill the statement: “Today the birds, tomorrow the world” Note, I don’t think to flu actually thinks that, its just a dumb joke I threw in there…unless the flu was released my an evil genius that is somewhere under a mountain sculpted to look like his head petting a cat. If that is the case, maybe that is his mantra. In which case, its not a joke.

Where was I? Oh right the “Bird Flu”. Well if you really into that kind of thing, someone has setup a webcam so you can watch 2 chickens, named Thelma and Louise, in a cage in Europe and see if they get funky…I mean get the Flu. To me this sounds endlessly boring. Its not like the birds are going to start choking and screaming when bumps appear on their skin and their face melts like the solider that dies at the beginning of The Rock. If that starts to happen to one of these Chicken’s let me know, otherwise just watch it on your own with the rest of Europe.

Note: Has anyone else noticed that when the talk of this flu first started it was called “The Avian Flu”, but then the press here in the US decided we were all too stupid to realize that “avian” meant birds, so they changed it?

Link: Thelma & Louise Cam (Figures that the cam is currently down.)

  1. 2 Responses to “See If Thelma and Louise Get Funky”

  2. By thelma louise on Nov 7, 2005 | Reply

    Holy egg! Our little chicken eyes just spotted your blog and to get things straight: our owners don’t want us to have the bird flu at all. So this is not a “watch us dying” cam, that should be to cynical. No way José, we think that our owners want, next to eternal fame and loads of fanmail from single, beautiful, 21-year old girls (INCLUDE YOUR PICTURE, YES, THAT ONE THAT YOU WE’RE ABOUT TO DELETE, I WOULD CALL IT “ART”), point at the stupidity of the forced lock up. Facts are: we live thousands of miles from the next dead bird and we’re trapped in our cage, tnx to some dodo at the government. No fun at all, so if you have any tips to entertain us, give a yell! And we don’t mean recipes who start with “take 1 chicken, some butter and onions”

  3. By thelma & louise on Nov 7, 2005 | Reply

    Holy egg! Our little chicken eyes just spotted your blog and to get things straight: our owners don’t want us to have the bird flu at all. So this is not a “watch us dying” cam, that should be to cynical. No way José, we think that our owners want, next to eternal fame and loads of fanmail from single, beautiful, 21-year old girls (INCLUDE YOUR PICTURE, YES, THAT ONE THAT YOU WE’RE ABOUT TO DELETE, I WOULD CALL IT “ART”), point at the stupidity of the forced lock up. Facts are: we live thousands of miles from the next dead bird and we’re trapped in our cage, tnx to some dodo at the government. No fun at all, so if you have any tips to entertain us, give a yell! And we don’t mean recipes who start with “take 1 chicken, some butter and onions”

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