…But dan Will

January 10th, 2006 | by dan |

Someone’s got to make crazy Apple predictions, damnit! And if Mike’s not gunna step up to the plate…

Dan’s Super-Accurate Prediction Number One:
A bluetooth-enabled iPod and bluetooth ear buds. Yeah Yeah Yeah, Apple released two new iPods just a few months ago, but don’t you think that video iPod is getting a little shabby? Time for a new one and give that old wired clunker to your little brother.

Dan’s Super-Accurate Prediction Number Two:
Dell will drop Windows on all desktops and laptops and sell OSXI. You read correctly, my friends. Not only will Michael Dell announce that Microsoft pissed him off once too many times, but on the same stage he and Our Steveness will announce that they’re skipping OSX 10.5 – 10.9 and skipping straight to 11.0. OSXI will extend spotlight search capabilities to indexing all the books on your bookshelf, all of your DVDs (both movies and TV series), along with the contents of your pantry and refrigerator.
In an attack of retro glee, the new Dells will ship in colors of ‘sweet violet’, ‘beaujolias’, ‘cadet’ and ‘khaki’. Initial sales will be impressive, until the blogosphere explodes with the discovery that ‘beaujolias’ and ‘cadet’ aren’t really colors at all, and that ‘khaki’ looks oddly familiar…

Dan’s Super-Accurate Prediction Number Three:
JHymn development will resume, with support for returning our Fair Use Rights back to the content that we pay for. This one is more of a hope and a prayer then anything else.

  1. 4 Responses to “…But dan Will”

  2. By Mark on Jan 10, 2006 | Reply

    This has nothing to do with this post…but woah, when did the site go all ‘Futurama’?

  3. By Mark on Jan 10, 2006 | Reply

    This has nothing to do with this post…but woah, when did the site go all ‘Futurama’?

  4. By Mike on Jan 10, 2006 | Reply

    Yeah, we switched the title. Is your surprise a good or bad thing mark?

  5. By Mike on Jan 10, 2006 | Reply

    Yeah, we switched the title. Is your surprise a good or bad thing mark?

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