In a recent trip to the New York club Dark Room (which happens to double as the premier coke-snorting real estate), Lindsay Lohan and Kate Moss had all sorts of adult fun. But have no fear English teachers of America, precious Lindsay took a time out while on the can to write a little prose on the stall:

Scarlett is a bloody cunt / L / Peace and love / [illegible] / fucker.

Precious. Oddly enough, I’m not quite sure why this is a big deal. I don’t know Scarlett, maybe she really is a “bloody cunt”. If you only have one peice of information about someone, thats what you have to run with. Of course dear Lindsay could be referring to this Scarlett. If that is the case then I really think this little dispute, whatever it may be, should really be settled with some sort of Jello wrestling match, followed by a makeout contest…at my place.

Source: Gwaker