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The Best Dirty Little Song Ever
Louis XIV is at the top of my playlists right now. Their songs are loud and fast without being irritating. The best song ever, though, is Pledge of Allegiance.
Ah little Stacy Q
When she doesn’t have a thing to do
She comes to my house
Well, let’s keep that between me and you
She takes off her clothes
She likes to tell this boy what to do
Let’s keep that between me and you, ok
She said oh come on boy aren’t you tired of talking about sex
I said little girl what do you really expect
And then she pledges her allegiance
To the united states of me
She says you’re such a little bitch
(They’ve got pretty decent cover art, too)