Isaac Hayes Is A Huge Pussy
Its all over everywhere, but Isaac Hayes has asked to be released from his South Park contract. Most of the blog articles I’m read so far about this sad day have included some watered down quote from a rep for Matt Stone and Trey Parker. You won’t see that crap here from one of the biggest South Park fans out there. No sir. I give you the reason for Hayes’ leaving right from Matt Stone off the official South Park website:
This has nothing to do with intolerance and bigotry and everything to do with the fact that Isaac Hayes is a Scientologist and that we recently featured Scientology in an episode of ‘South Park.’ In ten years and over 150 episodes of ‘South Park,’ Isaac never had a problem with the show making fun of Christians, Muslims, Mormons and Jews. He got a sudden case of religious sensitivity when it was his religion featured on the show. To bring the civil rights struggle into this is just a non-sequiter. Of course we will release Isaac from his contract and we wish him well.
So after all this time Isaac Hayes is exposed as a little bitch. In a way its good to finally see the true Isaac Hayes. If the Hayes’ Thetan level was the only cause of this we will never know. Maybe he stopped eating meat and got a case of Vaginosis. Or maybe, while trying to experience a flashback, he gave himself braindamage? Maybe he met a lovely Sucubus and she is controling him with her magic song? Who knows. What we do know is that France sucks…and Hippies…and of course, French Hippies. God I hate French Hippies so much! What was I talking about again?
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Rich
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Joe