Six Steps To Get A Web Developer to Kill You

Alwaysstock.net has posted up a great little article detailing six things you can do during your next meeting with your company’s web developer. I was skeptical at the humor in this at first, but after reading the list I can attest that it is dead on and I would kill you if this happened to me at a meeting.

Don’t need a sample of the article? Want to just finish this post and go read the article in its entirety? Too bad. Here’s a sample:

3) Talk about how you’d like a complicated splash page for the site. Tell the developer you want anyone who tries to skip over the splash page immediately re-directed. Use the phrase “flash intro” and “no skip button” with a smile and pretend like you know what you’re talking about. Shoot down any proposal that does not include a splash page. Offer a tissue when the programmer starts to cry.

Ok, now, if you are so inclined, you can go read the article on your own. After you are done reading it, ponder for a second on how I own your bitch ass and made you read an excerpt you didn’t want to.