Found Fonts:Thank You For Smoking’s opening credits

Easily my favorite movie so far this year is Jason Reitman’s Thank You For Smoking. It was a funny, well written and well acted movie that was well worth the 6 bucks I spent on it at the Independent movie theatre near my apartment (The Tivoli, for those in St. Louis). But something else I really liked was the cool opening credits that all mimicked the fonts and designs of old cigarette boxes. I was intrigued enough to even ponder on working some of those design elements into this very site…but how would I ever find the fonts? Typographi to the rescue! Their article, Font Spotting the Thank You for Smoking Titles, breaks it all down. Where would the world be without font geeks?
Links:
Thank You For Smoking’s trailer
Video of Thank You For Smoking’s opening credits
Weddings Bring The Truth Out

Weddings are a lot of things. If you ask a girl, they are “pretty” and “romantic.” If you ask the average guy, they’ll say weddings are “boring” and “the reason I bought my suit.” Although I certainly agree with that last reason, I think weddings also seem to find ways to bring the truth to the sometimes painful, itching and burning surface. Sure, we’ve all been to the occasional wedding where there have been some truths being pushed down rather than push up. For instance I recently attending a wedding where those of us that knew could not tell the others how the Bride and Groom met. However, those wedding moments are few and far between. The truth always seems to kick the lies in the nuts and spit on its face. My favorite example, and one I recently witnessed, is the old high school boyfriend that somehow snagged an invite and proceeds to get drunk off his ass, begs every girl in the place to dance and then tells each of them that he “was the bride’s first love”…which, after a few drinks, gradually morphs into telling them “That shoulda been me!”
Even Hollywood buys into this theory. When does the nerdy guy finally get the nerve to tell the cute blonde chick he’s loved her since she made a Star Trek reference in a report she read to the class in 8th grade? Her wedding of course. When does the hooker that the groom married in Vegas a year ago come marching in? The wedding. Alas, sometimes the truth can’t even wait until the ceremony to come blasting out. Its the bachelor’s party where the drunk best man tells everyone that one night in college he slept with the bride. Or the wedding shower when the bride feels guilty and decides to tell her friends that she’s knocked up. Even the invitation process can yield a wealth of information. Are you pretty sure your old roommate in college doesn’t like you that much? You aren’t sure until you hear people talking about how fun his wedding was. Bingo! Your hunch was confirmed…No, he doesn’t like you. What about another roommate from college? You know that one you hung out with all the time for years? He’s going to invite you right? Uh….I guess not. Don’t bother asking him if you guys are still close. You aren’t. I know, some sting more than others, but thats what my grand-pappy always said: “Boy, the truth usually sucks…and be sure to watch out for the clap.” Ok, my “grand-pappy” may have been a combination of some old guy I made up and Jimmy Doogan from A League of Their Own, but the point is still the same.
Don’t misunderstand me, weddings can be great. You can be getting married and having a big party thrown for you where you will surely net at least 12 ice buckets! But for the rest of us, weddings are lame, boring events that start with you being shushed by some crusty wedding planner and ending with you drinking a watered down beverage, trying to duck the drunk old lady that keeps trying to get you to dance (because “You’re so young!) and watching the lame band finish up its stirring rendition of Celebration. Well, thats assuming you even get invited.
Gratuitous Kate Beckinsale Photo #8
(Confused because this isn’t Kate Beckinsale? Click here for all your answers.)
No babbling about the true meaning of the internet like last week. Today we go straight to the beautiful Elisha Cuthbert who’s hair won the “Sexiest Hair” portion of the “Best Canadian Celebrity Hair Awards”. Oh Canada and your crazy lists.
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I Wish I Could Still Get This Excited Over Stuff
In the latest video making the rounds, these kids get really excited…I mean really excited…about the new Nintendo 64 they got for Christmas (Its a dated video ok?). This is a pretty funny clip. So funny in fact I give it a month or two tops before it appears on that dumb-ass VH1 show with that fat un-funny black guy making stupid remarks over it, virtually ruining your viewing of the video that is clearly already funny enough to stand on its own. Damn I hate that show and that guy. I can’t remember his name. Fatty Notfunnyson? Regardless, a guy making lame jokes and voices over video clips, not matter how urban or hip the guy tries to be, is basically someone ripping off Bob Saget’s schtick on America’s Funniest Home Videos. Which, I remind you, everyone thought was super lame. So why does this guy get a free pass with his dumb show? They are the same crap jokes people! They are just comming out of a fat black guy instead of a skinny white guy! Neither are funny! The sooner you all figure that out, the closer the world will be to a being a better place.
Oh yeah…here’s the video:
ESPN ZOOM: The New Busch Stadium

Sadly I couldn’t get tickets, but I’m sure there is a sea of red clad, happy people flooding around downtown St. Louis right now. The festivities for the first home opener for “Busch Stadium III” are set to kick off any minute, with the game starting roughly an hour after that. I’ll get down there a little latter in the season to see the new park from the inside, but until then I have to settle for pictures. However, viewing pictures of the new park on the web was a surprisingly pleasant experience today when I found the new (?) feature on EPSN.com called EPSN ZOOM. Its an auto-resizing flash application that shows each picture in a gallery in beautiful full window size with a simple navigation on the top and a little information / caption box that can be drug around the window or hidden at will. Its is truly one of the best and cleanest flash implemetations I have seen thus far. I know its simple, but to me, this is really what flash should be used for: A simple, clean interface for a single aspect of a site. ESPN has really done some nice work reworking the entire face of the online face of their brand and ZOOM is one of the nicer and more surprising features they have added.
…Oh yeah, I love the look of the new Busch stadium as well. It should be a good day today…and maybe, just maybe I’ll get in a better mood after last night’s this past weekend’s stupid loss to sweep by the Cubs.
View the new Busch Stadium in the ESPN ZOOM gallery
Gratuitous Kate Beckinsale Photo #7
(Confused because this isn’t Kate Beckinsale? Click here for all your answers.)
Eariler this week I thought to myself: “Self…why do you put of pictures of hot broads on your website? Isn’t it a bit immature? Couldn’t you be doing something better with that space? Isn’t your audience a little above looking at Naomi Watts on a Friday?” Turns out, after a bit of research, that even though the web seems more grown up with all of the web 2.0 stuff, when you get right down too it, 99% (I’m rounding here) of the internet still consists of guys looking for hot chicks. After discovering those findings I came to the conclusion, that really who am I too try to change the internet? I’m just one guy with a vulgar-named site. I just need to step in line and continue the status quo. So, without further ado…Naomi Watts for your Friday view pleasure boys.
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If it turns out that my dear readership isn’t all guys looking for hot chicks, then please let me know in the comments. If in fact, I’m right, and for the most part you are all guys looking for hot chicks, you can find another picture after the jump.
There’s No Way I’m Going To Write About Boot Camp
So I’m minding my own bussiness today and all suddenly I hear a pounding at my door. It kinda sounds like a hard knocking, but not too hard…I think it was meant to be pounding though. I open the door and I see three nerdy looking guys standing outside covered in sweat.
“Whats going on?” I try to ask, but I’m cut-off by the nerdiest of the three.
“Were you asleep?!!!” the little nerd in the back drops and passes out from exhaustion, ” We’ve been trying to knock down your door for like 15 minutes out here. Do you have one of those fire-proof metal doors or something?”
“No, I think its kind of a plywood, cheap hollow door…”
“Shut up!”, the nerdy one retorts as he begins to catch his breath, “The reason we are here is because we know you have a website…”
“Yeah, Hell Yeah Bitch! .com.”
“…and its 1:00 in the afternoon and you haven’t written anything about how Apple released Boot Camp today! What the hell man!? When Apple releases something, especially as unexpected as this, you are supposed to drop everything and write a long comment on it basically saying what everyone else is.”
“I’m sorry, I didn’t know.” I lie…I totally know, I was just trying to get away from endless Apple posts. I had no idea the Nerd Police knew where I lived or worked. “What is everyone else saying?” I continue.
“What?! They are saying that this is a throw down move by Apple. They are saying that this is HUGE! By our records, you own two Apple computers, you should be screaming about this all day on your site like everyone else!”
“Sorry guys, I just don’t see the big deal. Its just a way to dual boot Windows on your Intel Mac. After everyone installs it and boots into Windows they will stare at it and realize that Windows sucks and wonder why they took 20 gigs of HD space for this useless experiment. I’m not going to take up space on my site for that. Thats space that could be used by a picture of Kate Beckinsale.”
“What?! A picture of Kate Beckinsale? You aren’t even doing that anymore, you are just using her as a title and posting pictures of other chicks! Its freaking stupid!”
“Ok…Well I know that. I’ll work Kate back in eventually…”
“You write a blog! You have to write about this! Everyone is! In fact, they already have!”
“I know my site is technically a ‘blog’, but I really hate calling it that…it seems so trendy, like its a big fad..”
“Sweet Captain Picard shut up and go write!”
“Look, I’m not writing about Boot Camp. Its just something to preoccupy the world for a day or two and then it will settle to the background where a few college’s will use it regularly and nothing more. In fact, if you buy a Mac to run Windows on it, then you really didn’t need or want the Mac to begin with. You are just buying it to be cool and not getting any of the benefits of it…its like buy a Livestrong bracelet for the fashion…lame. See you later Nerds.”
“We aren’t done yet Flynn!”
“Hey, I think I hear people playing Ultimate Frisbee in Forrest Park..”
“Whoa, really? Lets go boys!” and the Nerd Police hopped in their Mini Cooper and took off.
Stupid Nerd Police, trying to make me write about Base Camp just because everyone else is. Screw that. I have better things to do. Now, time to go check my Double Matches on HotorNot.com!
Is “United 93″ Too Soon?
A movie version of the story of Flight 93, the flight that fought back against the terrorists on September 11th, is coming out soon and the trailer has already begun to run in some areas. Of course, there are a large number of people that say they “aren’t ready” for a movie like this to hit the streets. In fact, there are reports that people actually covered their eyes when the trailer appeared on the screen. You can view the trailer for United 93 here, and then decide for yourself…is it too soon? Most of the answers I’m reading are “Yes,” but I can’t say I’m in that camp. I think that people feel like they have to say that they “aren’t ready” and “disgusted” or other people will think they are some kind of monster. You covered your eyes when the trailer ran?! Give me a break! What is that? You can’t even watch a trailer that basically shows a few clips of the towers? I don’t buy that for a second. That smacks of someone going overboard on an emotion because that’s what they think everyone else wants to see. I would put down solid money that there will be a huge amount of people that want to see this movie, but won’t because they are experiencing or imagining outside pressure that “its too soon” or something of the like. I’m not saying that the events of September 11th are ripe for parody or anything of that nature (that takes 22.3 years) but I think we can all be mature and watch a serious movie recounting the events from that day.
Its ok if you want to see that movie, there is nothing wrong with that. It doesn’t make you insensitive or a monster, it just makes you honest. The director even asked every one of the families involved in the Flight 93 saga if they were ok with the making of this movie, clearly they all gave their permission, so what’s the problem? Here’s a hint: there isn’t one. I’m willing to take it a step further and say I really want to see this movie. I was disappointed that the upcoming Oliver Stone 9/11 movie seemed to bow to the pressured of these “too soon” zombies that Stone is reported to be basically making a movie about a story that happened with the vague backdrop of the events that day and nothing more. I’m excited to see what a director and screenwriter that have some balls are going to do with this story and this subject matter.
The blog UNEASYsilence ends their melodramatic post about this with the sentence: “Do you think that this movie is tasteful, considering it is NOT a documentary? You can view it at your own risk and judge.” Of course its tasteful, I didn’t see anyone laughing in the trailer…I didn’t see anyone get hit in the crotch for comedic effect. Don’t mistake “distasteful” for “disturbing” though. Of course its disturbing, its a disturbing story, like many other movies and other stories, but the question is what was distasteful about that clip? Please someone help me out! Moving on, No, its NOT (thank god you capitalized it, I wouldn’t have figured it out otherwise) a documentary, but other than some dialog that they had to create, how far off the mark do you see them going with this? Hell even the conversation in the air traffic control tower scene seemed pretty spot on, we all had that exact same reaction to what was happening right? Yes, please “view it at your own risk“, come back here and let me know if you are “disgusted” or “horrified” or if you covered your eyes, or if you received a phone call after watching it that said you were going to die in one week. Please let us know, because I really don’t think there is anything about that trailer that justifies anything but intrigue.
Street Wars:Too Fun For St. Louis

Street Wars is a orgainzed water gun “assassination tournament” where you sign up and recieve a manila envelope with your target and their information. You’re job is to then proceed to find and kill (by squirting them) your target and then hunt down and “kill” your victims target and so on. The goal is to continue that trend until you kill the guy that is holding your picture and information. If you happen to get that far, you win! This sounds like 3 weeks of awesome fun! Will it ever come to St. Louis? I’m betting on no. Why? Because nothing cool like this comes to St. Louis. We get no “Street Wars” no flashmob pillow fights, nothing. Lame. Really lame.
…well not everything is lame, the Cardinals are spanking the Phillies 10 to 1 13 to 1 right now (2 home runs for Albert the Great and one grand slam for Rolen).
Link: StreetWars: A 3 week long, 24/7 watergun assassination tournament
Click after the jump for some movies videos explaining the Street War further!
