Ever want to tell that special someone that after many wonderful years of being together you are cheating on them? But if you are too pussy to stand up, dial the phone, and leave them a voicemail explaining yourself, maybe you should use a greeting card? Or better yet…a Grating Card! This one might work:

Nice. You can get this very card at grateness.com where they sell a six pack of these lovely little cards filled will not-so-well wishings for 20 dollars. Here’s the bad part though: They only sell to Australian customers. Bummer. I guess you will just have to write that “Honey, I slept with your sister.” email after all huh sport?

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Via: The Cool Hunter