Have you ever wanted to drape yourself in baby bodies? You know, just walk around, maybe go to the store, in a suit made out of babies? You could go out and group up and kill an bunch of babies, I can’t imagine it would be all that hard since they don’t even have teeth yet, and then staple them to some sort of suit and then get someone to sew a zipper in the back for you. Of course, you also would also have to clean the babies up in some matter before you go stapling them to your suit, and you would have to kill more babies than you think you need assuming you ruin a few in the cleaning / stapling process. If that seems like a lot of work and eventual jail time to you, then you can go the easier way and buy one of the 12 Baby Suits from Phillip Toledano for a mere $2,300. (Pictured above) Like most things though, just spending the cash will get it to you faster, but it will also deprive you the fun, joy and pride of making it yourself.

Afterthought: I wish he would tell you exactly how you get into that thing!

Via the cool hunter