All I Wanted To Do Was Watch Lost Tonight
Did you enjoy the 2 hour Lost season finale tonight? I sure loved the first half! The second half I wasn’t so into though. For instance, I really hated the part when the picture turned to static at the beginning of the second hour and is still that way now. Yes, Charter f*cked me. The cable went out right after Jack and the crew were captured. Awesome. You suck Charter.
Now I know, things like this happen, and there were threats of severe storms in my area tonight, and if my apartment was getting pounded with lightning all night I would understand. The thing is though, there never were any storms in my area. I didn’t even hear thunder all night. My girlfriend across town heard a little thunder, but her cable stayed intact unlike mine. So what does that mean? Most likely some high school drop-out working for Charter ran over the neighborhood cable box or the smelly retard they have working the night shift screwed something up. (I’m assuming he’s smelly because I just always think that people that work alone at night must be smelly or why else would the be working that shift then?)
The odd silver lining? My cable internet, also provided by Charter, is working now and it wasn’t earlier when the cable was working. Thats cool though because when 10:00 rolled around and the cable was still out I thought to myself: “Self, just pop on over to that new swanky online show watcher ABC has going on! They’ve had every Lost episode in the past month up online right after the show aired!” …except for this episode I soon found out. Awesome. Way to go ABC, you just turned me right back into a Lost pirate.
So now I’m stuck here, writing this entry, trying to think of all the possible ways that someone will manage to ruin whatever happened in the last 45 minutes of the episode for me tomorrow before I get a chance to watch/download it. Will someone on the morning radio spill the beans? Will Lester in the factory run up to me and puke spoilers before I can get him to stop? Will I check some random blog with a headline ruining it all for me? Oh the possibilities are as endless as they are agonizing.
Welcome to my ever-growing s*** list Charter and ABC.
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Mike
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danielcole