Gratuitous Kate Beckinsale and Friends Photo #19
Do you read Hollywood Tuna? If not you should, it a great blog. Let me tell you why they are great: Somehow, they got the hookup with Jenna Jameson! Yes, its true Jenna Jameson loves Hollywood Tuna. Bastards! I want a porn star to read this and send us pictures of her wearing out tshirt or something (I’d even spring for the shirt). Why the hell doesn’t Hell Yeah Bitch! .com have any porn-star readers? Sure, we’ve had our share of famous people drop by, but never any porn stars. At least not that I know of…maybe we do have porn star fans… nah we don’t. But I think I speak for the whole Hell Yeah Bitch! .com team (read: Dan and I) in saying that we want one. I know Jenna is “taken”, but there are lots of porn stars out there. Hell I’m sure that there’s hundreds of girls out there right now with daddy issues that are just waiting to jump themselves right on to a porn casting couch…and then more than likely cry themselves to sleep. We would of course prefer an A-Lister, but we’re not picky. If you are a pornstar and you read this site and you don’t hate it too much, drop us a line: mike {at} hellyeahbitch.com
Also, I can’t forget. Its Friday. Enjoy.
Per usual: One here, one after the jump.
Bobby Brady Is Probably Gay
In case you ever get into a weird side bet with your buddies, here are the odds for each Brady brother being gay: Greg – 0%, Peter – 33%, Bobby – 66%. In case you were wondering where I managed to give such solid odds on such a weird topic, let me lazily explain with the use of a blockquote from SPIN.com
Men with older brothers are more likely to be gay than those without, according to a new study published in the journal of the Proceedings of the National Academy of Sciences. The finding is not based on social factors, but on the as-yet undetermined biological events that happen in the mother’s womb when she gives birth to boys. According to Canadian psychologist and lead researcher Anthony Bogaert, who analyzed over 900 men and their fraternal siblings, each older brother increases the chances that a younger male sibling is gay by 33 percent. Bogaert has estimated in a previous study that approximately one in seven gay men can attribute their homosexuality to the birth order of brothers.
In my family I’m the oldest of three boys. So after applying some Canadian math, I’m not gay even though I love Project Runway and America’s Next Top Model (Yes, I’m sure!), my little brother Matt snaked through his 33 percent chance and landed himself a woman, but basically my brother Tim aka “lil’ J” is, in so many words, wasting his time with any girl he hangs out with. 66% is a pretty high number bro.
Ok, I know what you are thinking. Some Candaian researcher huh? I know Canada. Take it with a grain of salt. That being said, there is also a little known scientific law that states one can arbitrarily use a crack-pot theory for the use of humor. This crack-pot theory was made for that little known secietific fact. Seriously. I just made that law up for this fact. Yes. I can do that.
So if you are gay and have an older brother or two you can either be mad at your parents for not having the forsight or restraint, or you can blame Canada. Either way, you’ll look fablous doing it!
via: SPIN
Its Always Sunny In Philadelphia Is Back Tonight
Just a quick heads up to you sad but sexy people that aren’t watching one of the funniest shows on TV: Its Always Sunny In Philadelphia returns to the air tonight on FX at 10pm est (thats 9pm for the sexier folks that live in the central time zone). Season one of Its Always Sunny was one of the most consistantly funny seasons of TV I have ever seen, hopefully season 2 with the addition of Danny Devito will only be better. Just read the titles of the shows and you can get a picture of the humor this show craps out and smears around your house on a weekly basis. Here are a few examples:
“The Gang Gets Racist”
“Charlie Wants an Abortion”
“Charlie Got Molested”
“The Gang Finds a Dead Guy”
How can you not want to watch this show? You know what? I’m actually going to have to mandate that you watch this show tonight even if you are a little bitch that was offended in any way from those episodes titles just so the show gets ratings and stays around a little longer that Arrested Development.
Mike Is Way Too Excited About Superman Returns
I want to take a moment this morning and confess my undying love for Bryan Singer and his two headed writing team. They made my dream of good X-Men movies come to life a few years ago and then, just yesterday I witnessed an event that I have been waiting for since 1987. (When last Superman movie, the lame-ass Superman IV came out. Luckily, I was only 6 and I didn’t know how bad it sucked, I just knew I like Superman.) Last night I saw Superman Returns and I loved every second of it. The effects were great and for once, the new effects actually helped the movie instead of just making exploding planets explode bigger. Today’s effects allowed the flying to look more “realistic” if that makes any sense. Also, unlike the 80′s movies, the writers didn’t get bored and just slap in weird extra powers: Since when can Superman make holograms of himself? Don’t get me started on the plastic-wrap S thing in Superman II! My biggest fear with this movie was whether or not the acting would suck and all though I don’t see any oscars being handed out to the cast I was pleasntly surprised by all the acting. Spacy was good as usual, but Brandon Routh and Kate Bosworth were both good, although there were a few times when I felt that Routh was acting like Christopher Reeve playing Superman and not just playing Superman himself. I can’t fault the guy for that though, Reeve was perfect and the fact that the writers added in some of the lines that were in the 80′s movies made it hard at times to not seem like Reeve’s little brother. It was a very small price to pay for the inclusion of some of the great lines from the latter movies. (like “I hope this experience didn’t scare you away from flying…its still, statistically speaking, the safest was to travel.”) All in all this is the exact way I would have wanted Superman to return to the big screen…well I wouldn’t have done ONE thing that they did, but I don’t want to get into that for people that aren’t insane and go to see the movie by themselves on the day it was released.
Can I put my order in for at least 2 more of these movies with the original cast and crew before the studios get a hold of it and bring back Nuclear Man?
[Afterthought] Ebert wasn’t a fan. I see all of his points, and I full on agree with most of them, but I didn’t think that they added up to be that big of a problem.
Stop KFed From Entering Club Douche
Who doesn’t love a good old fashion “Hit Celebrities In The Face Repeatedly” flash game? In the latest itteration of this timeless genre you are a bouncer with one job: Beat up K-Fed so he can’t get into your club. It sounds easy, until Britney show up holding her baby Tater-Tot and plays human shield for her soul-mate. The game has a cut scene at the beginning that might be funny, but I had to play it at work with no sound, so who knows.
Link: Play “KFed”
Via: Kotaku
The New Digg v3.0
I’ll make this rather brief because I know everyone and their gay uncle are writing about this on their geocities hosted blog this morning, but I like the new Digg. (Your welcome for me sparing you from the soon to be way overused line: “I Digg the new Digg!”) To me, this is what Digg should have been from the start. I was always a bit luke warm but with the much needed addition of non-tech categories, I’m on board. Digg has finally grown in to a truly useful site, instead of a geeky / script kiddie / G4 Fanboy hangout. If Google was running this and not Kevin Rose the previous year or two Digg as been around would have been the “beta” and this would be version 1.0 and not 3.0.
So what do I like about the new Digg? Well the AJAX-no-refresh interface is nice, and the extra profile settings are cool (I like that I can see who has made me their “friend”), and I like the ability to remove topics from my screen and
and see “Today’s Top” in addition to “This Very Minute’s Top”. However, all those shiny features boil off and you are left with the real meat of the upgrade: The expanded categories. Thats all it took. They should have launched this way.
Note: Because I save my login information to Digg, I didn’t notice right away but apparently you can only see the extra categories if you are a registered Beta user. I don’t know if just registering gives you beta access or I somehow got on the Beta list for being a member for so long. (I’ve been a member from the very start. My username is just “mike” if that illustrates how small the userbase was when I registered.) Either way, I just wanted to warn you if you go running off and can’t see any of the shiny goodness.
Gratuitous Kate Beckinsale and Friends Photo #18
[Afterthought] I love that we at Hell Yeah Bitch! .com follow up an inciteful tech-related article about Dan’s plan to cure the SPAM problem with pictures of some hot chick. Talk about eclectic! How can anyone not love us?
Recently I’ve been timing my Katebeckinsale selections to something going on with that woman recently…like a movie opening, or their shows being renewed or they won’t stop calling me all hours of the night drunk and horny begging me to get on a flight they chartered for me so I can fly to their LA mansion and make them forget all their troubles and then fly me back with some “artsy” pictures of herself and an exclusive video interview with her for the site and pauses every so often so we can do coke of each other’s naked bodies. None of that topical crap for this week! This week’s “friend” is Jennifer Love Hewitt, as far as I know the only reason she has been the “news” lately is because she took out the garbage and didn’t put a bra on first. USA! USA! Don’t you just love how that is news in America? Seriously. I’m not joking. I honestly love that people are talking about that. Thats a topic I can really discuss.
Anyway, here is Jennifer Love Hewitt in a photo shoot for some magazine that had blank pages to fill:
How to End Spam (or: How AOL Almost got it Right)
Spam sucks and everyone’s got an idea on how to end it. I’m not even going to waste my time linking to a few examples of filtering programs, as a google search for ‘how to end spam’ comes up with 84,100,000 hits.
Well, this is going to be 84,100,001.
A while back AOL make a big stink in the blogosphere about it’s controversial policy of charging mass-emailers to access people with AOL email accounts. AOL was planning on charging a few cents per email sent to an @aol.com address and requiring payment before the email was delivered. Non-Profits were all up-in-arms and were eventually excluded from the new payment policy. Well that was all a few months ago and since then they’ve dropped out of the news and I don’t know how it’s working out for AOL, even if they are still charging (or if they ever started). And frankly, it’s AOL. I don’t really care.
You see, AOL had the right idea but the wrong implementation. It’s a great idea to charge the email sender a fee before their email ever sees it’s recipient. It’s how the postal system works, it’s how nearly all things in the world get moved from one place to another. AOL, though, targeted the wrong group. They targeted hobbyist groups, online retailers, fan sites, (spammers, of course) and anyone at all that ever sends a large number of emails at once. That hits many innocent emailers, and only makes a very small inconvenience to spammers who instead send out the same amount of junk, only in smaller packages.
So leads into my perfect* idea to end all spam. It begins with two simple questions: Have you ever added a spammer’s email address to your address book? Probably not. Question 2: Roughly how many legitimate emails a month do you get from someone you’ve not ever received mail from before or contacted before hand? Answer in my case: once, maybe twice a month.
My solution to ending spam: If you send me an email and your email address is not already in my list of contacts, you owe my email host $.25, email delivery upon payment. Or you could pay me, that’d be cool, but beside the point.
Mike is Busy and Older: Enjoy the Links
I have been extremely busy this week working under the gun to get a 1.0 version of a new site out by the end of the month or sooner. What I’m trying to say is that I know the posting on this site has sucked it hard this last week or two and then means in turn, I suck. Here are a few links from all over the place to keep you busy until either dig myself out of this work pile or I die.
Justin Timberlake has finally dumped that not-as-hot-as-people think-she-is broad Cameron Diaz. Clay Aiken and Lance Bass have already begun fighting of who is going to try and “Turn Him”
If you are a tranny, you can’t be on America’s Next Top Model.
The Culture Club – Boy George = The New Culture Club
See Gates and Jobs are friends, so whats stopping me and that mean deaf guy that used to work at my office becoming friends? Granted, I don’t think Bill Gates ever pumped his fist against his chest and grunted when he saw Bill Gates in the parking lot. Maybe its just not meant to be with me and Angry Deaf Guy.
Thats all. I promise to get post-crazy in the next few days.
Oh and happy birthday to me.
That Wacky Connie Chung
This last Sunday I channel surfed right by the now defunct MSNBC talk show Connie Chung did with her perternity test-loving husband Maury Povich. If I had known that I was about to witness this classic cable TV trainwreck I would have made it a point to watch. Instead I moved on and now I get to watch the craziness go down on youtube with the rest of the masses. There goes another missed opportunity to grab a good story for the grand kids.
Watch as Connie Chung tries to be funny (?) and send her crappy show off with crappy singing.
My favorite part is when she lets loose an old lady grunt as she tries to get her old ass of the piano. Seriously though, that ranks right up there in the pantheon of cable TV moments with Vanilla Ice flipping out on MTV a few years back.
So…I have to ask…is anyone else totally turned on by that?