Explaining the Kate Beckinsale Thing

June 1st, 2006 | by Mike |

Its high time I sit you all down and really explain this “Kate Beckinsale” thing. I have recieved more comments of people thinking I’m stupid because I just put Mandy Moore’s picture up under the heading “Gratuitous Kate Beckinsale Photo #14” Listen up! I’m not stupid. I’m lazy! Let me explain…

We started off on this little lark of posting Kate Beckinsale photos on Friday and all was right in the world…for about 5 weeks. On that sixth week I kinda ran out of good photos of Mss. Beckinsale at the same time running across a great picture of Scarlett Johansson. So whats a guy to do in this situation? Well if your me, you first take a break from your busy life and do a few lines of coke off of a supermodel’s ass (No, I won’t tell you which one.) and think about it. If you Lance Armstrong, then you go outside and kick a few puppies and think about it. But either way, you end up with the simple solution: Just post up the pictures you want, but instead of telling everyone you quit the “Kate Beckinsale” thing, just keep the titles as is and keep going like nothing has changed.

See its all very simple. Now you know, and knowing is half the battle.

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