Gratuitous Kate Beckinsale and Friends Photo #22

July 21st, 2006 | by Mike |

This week hurt like eight bitches in a bitch boat. I’ve been dealing with a recurring medical ailment all week (and still am), we lost internet at my office on Tuesday, St. Louis got bitch slapped by a storm on Wednesday night (My neighborhood seems to have been hit the hardest with 80+ mph winds, but I am one of the lucky ones with power, cable and internet.), Thursday once again my office was without internet access or phones, and this morning I’m going to drink a glass of water that I thought was cold, but once it hit my lips I found it to be kinda lukewarm and thats gross. All of that adds up to a pretty craptastic week. Then today when I was gearing up to post this week’s “Kate Beckinsale” post, I noticed that I had only posted one article since last Friday. I suck. Feeling like crap, getting hit by a monster storm, and drinking less than cold water is no excuse, I should have done better than that and I apologize.

I will do better. Rest assured that soon articles that you have a subtle at best interest in and that are mildly funny producing an occasional chuckle will be flowing from my fingers, through the tubes of the internet and into your eyes…unless you are blind…then I guess you have some kind of reader doohickey which I will now make read the lyrics of K-Fed epic song Popozao

In Portuguese it means bring your ass
On the floor and move it real fast
I wanna see your kitty and a little bitta titty
Wanna know where I go when I’m in your city
Girl, don’t you worry about all the dough
Cuz a cat is coming straight outta the door
Ready rock them shows all the way to Rio
Bring that Brazil booty on the floor
Up, down, all around
Work that **** to this funky sound
Wanna see what I’m gonna owe
Po, Po, Po, Po, PopoZao, PopoZao
Po, Po, Po, Po, PopoZao, PopoZao
Po, Po, Po, Po, PopoZao, PopoZao

Wasn’t that fun? Now for those of you that can see, here are a few pictures of Christina Agularasdflsdkafd (whatever) looking hot recently. For those blind people, here comes another kick in the junk: You may or may not be aware that you won’t be able to see the pics of Christina, plus I just made you listen to a screen-read version of Popozao. I’m sorry. I’m a dick.


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  1. 4 Responses to “Gratuitous Kate Beckinsale and Friends Photo #22”

  2. By kim on Jul 21, 2006 | Reply

    I’ve been lurking here a long time but you managed to post an update WITH lyrics to Popozao so I had to give a shout out. (He now claims that the song is a joke. Oh k-fed, we already knew that.)

  3. By kim on Jul 21, 2006 | Reply

    I’ve been lurking here a long time but you managed to post an update WITH lyrics to Popozao so I had to give a shout out. (He now claims that the song is a joke. Oh k-fed, we already knew that.)

  4. By Mike on Jul 22, 2006 | Reply

    Well its nice to see another person move from the “lurker” group to the “commenter” group!

    As far as K-Fed goes, there is nothing that he does in his music “career” that I’m not interested in. I hear he’s been tapped to be the last musical act on the upcoming Teen Choice Awards. Very exciting! Not exciting enough to actually tune in to the Teen Choice Awards, but exciting enough to watch the hell out of his performance on YouTube afterward!

  5. By Mike on Jul 22, 2006 | Reply

    Well its nice to see another person move from the “lurker” group to the “commenter” group!

    As far as K-Fed goes, there is nothing that he does in his music “career” that I’m not interested in. I hear he’s been tapped to be the last musical act on the upcoming Teen Choice Awards. Very exciting! Not exciting enough to actually tune in to the Teen Choice Awards, but exciting enough to watch the hell out of his performance on YouTube afterward!

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