Stealing a Puppy By Putting It In Your Pants
So you walking by a pet store and you see “that puppy in the window…” What do you do? Nope, you don’t ask how much it is. The correct answer is: you walk inside the store and shove said puppy into your pants and then walk out. Thats what one man did in Plantation, Florida.
The man picked up the dog, stuffed it in his pants and walked out.
Store employees realized the puppy was missing soon after the dog-napper exited the store.
“We count the puppies every 15 to 20 minutes,” said pet store owner Larry Silvey. “We check the cribs, and we realized the puppy was stolen, so we went back, checked on the camera, and there he was, stealing the puppy.”
“I wish the guy was here right now,” Silvey continued. “I would like to take care of him. Anybody who would steal a puppy is like hurting a child.”
Silvey followed up with, “I saw him on his way out of the store. I didn’t find out till after we counted the puppies that he in fact was not happy to see me as I had previously hoped.”
Seriously though, there’s all kinds of weird stuff going on here. You know, besides the man shoving a puppy down his pants. You count the puppies every 15 minutes? How often are people stealing puppies from you? Also, stealing a puppy by shoving it down your pants is awfully weird and wrong, but its not on par with hurting a child. If I had to choose between hitting a puppy with a baseball bat or a child with a baseball bat, and assuming there wasn’t the option of hitting them both (you know, to be fair) then I would hit the puppy. Unless the kid is visibly retarded, there’s a chance, although slim, that he could grow up and do something amazing like cure AIDS or invent a love making robot that you can put life-like skins of celebrities on. The puppy has a zero percent chance of doing either one of those things. You loose Fido.
Oh and yes, there is video. It was some stupid ass Windows Media stream from the crappy news channel website article, but rest assured I ripped it off and uploaded it to youtube. Here it is, enjoy and pass it around. This is my first upload to youtube. Congratulate me on popping my youtube cherry with a guy that has a dog down his pants in the comments.
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Mike
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Merry