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Stealing a Puppy By Putting It In Your Pants

So you walking by a pet store and you see “that puppy in the window…” What do you do? Nope, you don’t ask how much it is. The correct answer is: you walk inside the store and shove said puppy into your pants and then walk out. Thats what one man did in Plantation, Florida.

The man picked up the dog, stuffed it in his pants and walked out.

Store employees realized the puppy was missing soon after the dog-napper exited the store.

“We count the puppies every 15 to 20 minutes,” said pet store owner Larry Silvey. “We check the cribs, and we realized the puppy was stolen, so we went back, checked on the camera, and there he was, stealing the puppy.”

“I wish the guy was here right now,” Silvey continued. “I would like to take care of him. Anybody who would steal a puppy is like hurting a child.”

Silvey followed up with, “I saw him on his way out of the store. I didn’t find out till after we counted the puppies that he in fact was not happy to see me as I had previously hoped.”

Seriously though, there’s all kinds of weird stuff going on here. You know, besides the man shoving a puppy down his pants. You count the puppies every 15 minutes? How often are people stealing puppies from you? Also, stealing a puppy by shoving it down your pants is awfully weird and wrong, but its not on par with hurting a child. If I had to choose between hitting a puppy with a baseball bat or a child with a baseball bat, and assuming there wasn’t the option of hitting them both (you know, to be fair) then I would hit the puppy. Unless the kid is visibly retarded, there’s a chance, although slim, that he could grow up and do something amazing like cure AIDS or invent a love making robot that you can put life-like skins of celebrities on. The puppy has a zero percent chance of doing either one of those things. You loose Fido.

Oh and yes, there is video. It was some stupid ass Windows Media stream from the crappy news channel website article, but rest assured I ripped it off and uploaded it to youtube. Here it is, enjoy and pass it around. This is my first upload to youtube. Congratulate me on popping my youtube cherry with a guy that has a dog down his pants in the comments.

Via Zipped and kxan.com

  • If I were you, I would let the puppy go to the big pet store in the sky. Then grind the puppy up into sausage. Then cook the puppy sausage and go over and offer it as a peace offering to the pet shop guy. Once he eats the sausage, then you can laugh at him and tell him that he just ate sausage made out of a diseased puppy from his own store! Tell him the disease was "Puppy AIDS" if you really want to get him. Then, during the commotion, have a friend shove as many puppies as possible down their pants. They'll never expect someone to try to steal from them that way again. Its genius.

    Bonus: you can turn the puppy pelt into a nice pair of gloves or boots.
  • Merry
    Let me tell you about the "compassion" that Larry Silvey has for the animals in "his" store.

    Yesterday my fiance and I purchased a 12 week old Labradoodle from Precous Puppies in Plantation, the same store cited in the above article.

    I am almost embarrased to mention the price we paid for her, but it was a pretty penny. After we purchase was made, they give us antibiotics for her and instructions for same. We ask, "wait a minute" what is this for. The tell us she has a "little cold". Red flags started waving for me, but I had already fallen in love with her and wanted nothing more than to take her home and have her start her new life with us.

    When we got her home,she acclimated ok. We have a 15 week old Cairn Terrier and they seemed to get on fine. Towards the middle of the evening, the new pup, Kyla, started to act lethargic and was not interested in food or any treats. We chalked it up to the stress of adjustment to a new home/people. We gave her her antibiotic, some water and took her out for a last potty break. It was time for sleep, so we kissed her and put her in her crate for the night.

    The next morning we wake up and the pup is barely moving. Obviously something is wrong with her. We got her to drink some water and we took her outside for potty. When we brought her back in, she just flopped on the kitchen floor, curled up in a tight ball, and closed her eyes.

    Per the contact of sale (this sounds so crass when talking about a family member) we were to take the pup to a vet within 48 hours of purchase, and preferably to their vet. If the pup was sick, they would only cover costs of THEIR vet, no independent vet. Well, I wasn't about to take this obviously ill pup to the vet in which they told me had just inspected the pup and deemed her healthy.

    We took the pup to our vet that I had taken my previous dogs to; one in which I had a 5 year relationship with.

    Upon examination, blood work, stool work, we found out that the pup was running a high fever, has two types of parasites and they felt she very possibly has canine pnuemonia, but that would not be confirmed until after X-rays. The pup was required to be aditted to the hospital and we would be called in the morning as to her total condition and prognosis.

    We admitted our pup and from the vet went straight to Precious Puppies (Plantation, Florida) to speak with the owner. We were told upo arrival that the owner was not in. A Larry, who claimed he was the trainer for the establishment came to the counter. When I started to describe the problems, he cut me off and asked why I didn't call them. I stated because the dog was very ill, I needed to take her to a vet. He said well the contract stated that you were required to take her to OUR vet. I asked "The same vet that yesterday your sales girl told us gave her a clean bill of health?" I was not about to take this pup to any vet that I did not know and trust.

    He started raising his voice saying that no way the store was going to pay the vet billed that we just incurred to the tune of $849.00. This on top of the $1,200.00 (yes, you read right) we spent for the dog. I raised my voice and again aske why would I take an obviously very ill animal to a vet practice that the stores staff has said 24 hours prior had given it a clean bill of health. He then screamed at my fiance and I to get out of his store and threatened to call the police. I invited him to call the police. He then pushed me with his chest and I told him to stop manhandling me. He said he had that right since I was interferring with commerce. Yep, that is all these young animals are to this establishment, COMMERCE.

    We walked out of the store and he kept yelling that he was on the phone with the cops, trying to intimidate us. I told him that I would be more than happy to speak with them, and he would also be hearing from our attorney. He will be.

    I didn't really expect any call from the owner to ask about the exchange, or god forbid, how the puppy was. Nothing, nada, not a word from them.

    In addition to the aformentioned problems the pup has, she is a good 5 punds underweight and should not have been sold to that alone.

    I have learned my lesson. I will NEVER buy an animal from a store again, nor will I endorse the sale of any animal through this means.

    They cared NOTHING for the animal and everything for the money.....the puppies are simply a commodity to be bought and sold at extremely inflated prices, no matter if they are healthy or severly ill.

    There is nothing "precious" about this puppy mill.
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