Gratuitous Kate Beckinsale and Friends Photo #27
I can’t remember where I said it. I might have been to my friends, or on this site, or just simply shouted at the corner of Pershing and Clara while holding my cardboard sign that says “The end is near! Can I have some money?” but I know at some point I said that there is nothing sadder or more pathetic than reality TV stars subjects that just won’t go away. It was true then, and its true now. …but I do have an amendment. I think that statement should have a loop hole for reality TV subjects that happen to be quite hot and decide to do photos shoots where they are half naked. Now, doing the photo shoot doesn’t grant said reality subject a free lifelong pass to think they are a real celebrity, but I will allow them to keep their “celebrity” status until the photo shoot is complete. Thats as long as you get. Well, I guess you could stay around a bit longer if you agree to sleep with me, and afterward you have to hang out all the next day and watch TV with me as I make comments like “Do you think that chick selling cheap jewelry on QVC is hot? Not hot in the regular sense, but in a ‘I would do her if I worked there and it was my last day sense’,” or “You know the story in this episode of Friends is exactly like what happened to my friends and I…I swear they used to have cameras watching us!” Oh, and then we get to do it one more time before you leave, and this time you have to call me “Mr. Druthers” the whole time.
Dems the rules. If you don’t like i? Too bad! You hear me Kristen Cavalieri?!
Two more after the break.
