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Yeah for The Office winning an Emmy. Boo for the 2 best dramas, Lost and Veronica Mars, not even being nominated. Also, does anyone agree that Jenna Fischer is really underratedly hot? But not hot in a slutty, stupid way, but in a cool, “very marriable” kind of way right? Look at this picture, and tell me she’s not actually cool in real-life. Bonus! She’s from St. Louis. Yes, that gets her extra points. So is her husband, so I guess that gives him points too…but he also wrote the screenplay for Scooby Doo 2: Monsters Unleashed so those points come right back off, giving him an even 0 total. Guess that means I’m indifferent to him, being as such I’m bound to the cold logic of the “point code” even though I make up all the points as I go along. Its an interesting, ever-evolving code I live by.

If you were looking for funny comments from someone that actually watched the Emmys, check out Ken Levine’s blog post.