Gratuitous Kate Beckinsale and Friends Photo #32
I’ll level with you. I tried to find some good pictures, but this week just sucked in that department. This week’s set isn’t all that great. Its ok. It meets all the requirements: She’s alive, she has breasts, and she’s attractively dressed. If you are one of those “picky” guys that wants more than that, like say…knowing who the hell she is, then you are going to be disappointed this week. In fact, let me spare you the suspense, her name is Willa Ford and she declared this week that she is “the bad girl of pop”. I’m guessing she got that nickname from the guy that put that one overplayed tattoo on her arm. Something along the lines of:
Guy: What do you do?
Willa: I’m a pop singer.
Guy: So what, are you like the “bad girl of pop” or something?
Willa (to her manager…whom she sleeps with….I’m assuming): Write that down!
In fact, if its now acceptable to just give yourself names for little or no reason, I’ll go by Mike, the well-hung male model of snarky, pseudo-read websites that clubs seals and makes their skulls into coffee mugs
Two more of whats her name after the jump.
Pictures via Hollywood Tuna
We Endorse Short People Dancing
We at Hell Yeah Bitch! .com hold many things dear, however there are a few of things that we like to hold a little more dear. We like to hold them close. Really close. Uncomfortably close. So close that we like to hold them close for just long enough to put something in their drink while holding them. After they pass out, we like to put them in the back of our car, and drive them out to a log cabin in a secluded area in the woods. Once there we like to prop them up in a chair and have breakfast and talk…really talk…about any little thing that comes to mind. Then maybe carry them down to the lake and drag them behind us as we walk on the little dirt path that circles the glassy water. After watching the sun set, we like to throw them back in the trunk and take them back home and put them to bed, but not before we piss all over their bed and mess up the sheets. That way when they wake up in a few minutes, we can tell them how they got really drunk and we took care of them even though they made some very rude comments.
Those three ideals we hold that close are: 1. Our hatred of rubber bracelets. 2. Coining new terms for the collective internet lexicon. 3. Watching short people dance.
Today we celebrate the 3rd ideal. Just like last time, I hope you enjoy it.
Via College Humor (Sorry, I forgot to source this earlier. I hate it when I do that.)
Mike Meets Crazy MySpace-Lover Guy
I get that people love MySpace. Its amazing how universally popular it has become, not just with highschool kids, but with the 20-30 age group as well. That doesn’t mean I have to like it though. If you like and use MySpace, awesome. Good for you. I personally think MySpace is simply a ugly, unneeded window back to the 90′s when every website had small, badly repeating backgrounds, played horrible songs, and was filled with shit no one cares about. But thats just me…if you want to go through the “my first ugly-ass website” phase, I’m happy for you. I went through that phase too, only I did it 10 years ago on Geocities and mine played MIDI music as opposed to MP3s. Whats the point of this confession? Let me relay an experience I had 2 weekends ago at a party / hodown I got dragged to.
[ SCENE: Sitting around in a circle full of people I don't know drinking beers.]
["guy accross the circle from me"]: Are you on MySpace?
[ Me to "guy accross the circle from me"]: No, I’m not on MySpace. I just think they are ugly little things and I’ve already got all the drive to make ugly self-important sites out of my system.
["guy accross the circle from me"]: Its great for keeping in touch with friends and seeing old friends.
[Me]: Yeah, thats true, but I just can’t bring myself to use it…the interface is so bad you can’t help but make something ugly…
["Crazy MySpace-Lover Guy"]: (sitting next to me) What is wrong with MySpace?!
[Me]: Nothing really, I just don’t like it because…this is when I repeat myself…
["Crazy MySpace-Lover Guy"]: Well so what?!?! Tons of people like it!
[Me]: Uh, ok. Thats cool. I just said I don’t like them because they are ugly as hell and the interface sucks.
["Crazy MySpace-Lover Guy"]: (Makes tough-guy scoffing sound)…well…
[Me]: Look, I just said I don’t like it because I think they are ugly. That just comes from being a “web professional”. I’m in the business and most of us just think it is stupid and ugly. If you want to use it, its fine, I just don’t want to. Chill out.
["Crazy MySpace-Lover Guy"]: (Grumbles)…
[Me]: (to my girlfriend) Lets go somewhere else.
I don’t want to state the obvious, but just like the damn LiveStrong bracelets, when the “fans” start getting militant about their love and affection for the fad, the fad has officially jumped the shark.
People suck. Not you though, you’re cool.
Gratuitous Kate Beckinsale and Friends Photo #31
You know what I’ve found is the #1 difference from working basically by yourself in a small laid-back company on a Friday versus working in a group in a slightly larger more formal company on a Friday? You can’t steal 5-10 minutes of your day to look through pictures of hot chicks and find three of your favorites nearly as easily. Now I know. I’ll try to take care of this stuff on Thursday night from now on. We at Hell Yeah Bitch! .com formally aplogize for being late with this week’s “Katebeckinsale and Friends” pictorial thus keeping your Friday sadly boner-free. Things have changed, I’ve made adjustments. We should be good from now on.
That said, better late than never right? This week we bring back the beautiful Elisha Cuthbert in three pictures that only have one thing in common: Elisha Cuthbert is in them.
Sorry again for the tardiness. I hope your Saturday boner is as good as your usual Friday boner.
Two more after the jump as usual.
God Dammit ER! Why Change the Theme Song?
ER’s season premiere just started and they changed the god damn theme song. The theme song I knew and loved for a decade! This is it. The last straw. They finally killed the last remnants of the show I loved. At this point, just let Jerry and Abby die. Let them die with the show.
…aw who I am kidding. I’ve watched it for 10+ years, I’m not stopping now. But I was close to stopping tonight. I really was. I swear.
…God damn ER.
Take Lindsay Lohan…Please.
According to MSNBC and WWTDD.com rumors are flying that Lindsay Lohan is considering a move to London after she was seen pricing homes in the Notting Hill area. Lohan also issued this quote lending even more credence to the rumors:
“I just love Notting Hill — it has some really cool shops and great restaurants. I’ve been looking at some properties while I’ve been over here and we’re hoping to buy something soon. I can see me and Harry really fitting in there.”
Honestly I’m a bit surprised that Lohan still wants to move there after finding out that Hugh Grant doesn’t in fact live there with Julia Roberts and his roommate that ended up being a replacement kicker in a stupid Keanu Reeves movie.
This is nothing but good news and I’m loving the fact that England has somehow become the United States’ dumping ground for annoying celebrities. Madonna, Gwyneth Paltrow, now Lohan. You are tired about your “rotten” life in the US? Awesome. Goodbye. The only downside of this is that Lindsay isn’t good friends with Paris Hilton, so we will have to think of a different way to lure the Hiltons over to The Celebrity Dump England. Maybe we can all talk about how great a life Lindsay is having over there and Paris will get jealous and move over there out of spite. Thats step two of my plan: Get as many annoying celebrities in one area that is not on US soil. Step Three is: Bomb the hell out of where they are. Sure the Royal Family and Tony B. might get a little pissed about the surgical attack on a region of their country, but once we explain it all to them, I’m sure they’ll come around.
Tenacious D’s New Track
On November 17th in the year of our Lord (I mean Satan) 2006 the greatest movie ever will be released. Hopefully that movie will not overshadow the other movie released that day, which is the one I’ve been waiting years to see. That movie is: Tenacious D in The Pick of Destiny
Yes “The D” is returning with a movie and, of course, a soundtrack (to be released on the 14th of November). I know, you just shot Rocket Sauce all over the inside of your jeans, but it gets better so don’t even bother to clean yourself up. I have the link to the soundtrack’s title song. Aw damn, there goes that Rocket Sauce again. I’ll be frank though, the track is no “Cosmic Shame” or even a “Wonderboy”, but since its the title theme to the movie, I won’t freak out just yet.
Give it a listen D fans and let me know what you think. Satan will thank you for your worship of Tenacious D.
Ouramazingly popular video comments and the associated Movable Type plugin got legitimized recently as the plugin is now listed on Six Apart’s ProNet Plugin Directory (Its in the Rich Media section).
It seemed more exciting before I wrote it.
Link: http://www.sixapart.com/pronet/plugins/plugin/video_comments.html