We at Hell Yeah Bitch! .com hold many things dear, however there are a few of things that we like to hold a little more dear. We like to hold them close. Really close. Uncomfortably close. So close that we like to hold them close for just long enough to put something in their drink while holding them. After they pass out, we like to put them in the back of our car, and drive them out to a log cabin in a secluded area in the woods. Once there we like to prop them up in a chair and have breakfast and talk…really talk…about any little thing that comes to mind. Then maybe carry them down to the lake and drag them behind us as we walk on the little dirt path that circles the glassy water. After watching the sun set, we like to throw them back in the trunk and take them back home and put them to bed, but not before we piss all over their bed and mess up the sheets. That way when they wake up in a few minutes, we can tell them how they got really drunk and we took care of them even though they made some very rude comments.
Those three ideals we hold that close are: 1. Our hatred of rubber bracelets. 2. Coining new terms for the collective internet lexicon. 3. Watching short people dance.