Gratuitous Kate Beckinsale and Friends Photo #33
Despite what most people think is a little ball of coal, I do have a heart and things do make me sad. For instance, when the doves cry, or if someone leaves a gum wrapper on the street (I think I must be part Indian, feather not dot.). I also have a hard time holding back the tears while watching that Sister Sister episode where the girls try to reunite Lisa with her sister but after Lisa refuses, she finds out that her estranged sister needs surgery. Just try to watch that and not cry…you can’t. Just from that short list of examples you can see I’m a “cries at Ryan Gosling movies” type of guy, so it should be of little shock value that this week’s pictures make me sad.
Although Jessica Simpson has been through some rough times as of late, struggling with her look, she is still one ridiculously hot piece of ass. Oh I mean, I value her personality and her sexiness comes from her brains, not her body. (Just kidding, shes only hot because of her body. You have to appease the feminists every once in a while, and its a little-known fact that feminists can’t read text between parenthesis.) These pictures make me sad because the only guy that gets to get anywhere near her “brain” is Ken Paves. He gets to ruin her, and hang out with her. Not cool. I’m not even one of those guys that is under some great illusion that I should be with Jessica. I’m cool with any guy hitting that, I just think it sad that the the same guy that is taking apart her hotness the the precision of a hatchet is also that close to her ass at all times. If Jessica wants someone to dress her up in stupid clothes and regular guy would do, she doesn’t need a stylist that sells crap on the Home Shopping Network to do that for her.
I’ll be ok though. I’ll put in my tape of that “Sister, Sister” episode and after a good cry, it’ll be all out of my system. In the meantime you can look at this picture and the 2 that follow after the jump.
