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Here’s some basic information about me before we get into the questions:

Name: Mike “The Bone Crusher” Flynn

Looks: 8.5/10
Job: Professional web developer
Location: St. Louis, MO…though some day I hope to live on a remote island inside a mountain shaped like a skull.
Email: mike {aslkjasdlfkjsdf} hellyeahbitch.com
IM: AOL – mikehyb / GTalk – mfflynn {aslkjasdlfkjsdf} gmail.com** / ICQ – 2638950 / MSN – mfflynn {aslkjasdlfkjsdf} hellyeahbitch.com**

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Questions anyone?

Over the years, Hell Yeah Bitch! .com has had a few sad little attempts to have a standard about page. Something that lets the world know who you are and what and why you do what you do. We’ve made a few attempts but nothing ever stuck, and recently we found out that its extremely tough to do an about page when you don’t know what the hell it is that you do and I, for one, don’t want any of you weirdos to know exactly who I am. That being said, I think a page for meta information about this site is important, so what can we do? Maybe we should be looking at less it like an about page and more like a FAQ page. That sounds reasonable doesn’t it? Well until one sits down to write out the questions for said FAQ. Its tougher than you think. I figured out a few starter questions, but after that I ran drier than Sharon Stone’s cooch. Disgusting visuals aside, what I’m trying to get at is if you have a question about anything leave it in the comments or just email directly to me with the subject HYB Question at mike {asldkjasdf} hellyeahbitch.com (note: “{asldkjasdf}” means “@”) I promise to post and answer all questions received in either manner.

Feel free to click through and read the Q and A!

1. Why did you name your site Hell Yeah Bitch! .com?
Great question and funny you should ask because I wrote a post answer that most common of all questions. You can read it here: hellyeahbitch.com/archives/2005/03/281507.

2. Do you have a day job Mike, or do you just sit around during the day and stare out the window while moaning softly to yourself.
No, I do have a day job. I’m a web developer for a company in St. Louis. I do find it alarming that you somehow know how I spend my weekends though.

3. Do you have a MySpace page?
Hell no. If I feel the need to get pervy, I’m the type to stock up on candy and go wait in my van in the parking lot when the grade school lets out like they did in the old days.

4. Whats your secret to staying so remarkably sexy?
Believe it or not, but its putting one spoonful of dried up and powdered baby seal bones in your milk does wonders for your skin and infuses your body with their energy for the rest of the work day.

5. What is the purpose of this site?
I’m not sure if I could put my finger on the one singular reason this site exists, but I know for sure one of them is the pleasure I glean from the fact I know you are sitting down reading this craptastic answer I just thought up.

Seriously though, I have no idea.

6. Who would win in a fight between Superman and Wolverine?
Superman. Flight, heat vision, speed, strength. Superman might be a little sore and bruised the next day, but he would also have Wolverine’s head over his fireplace.

Lets hear your questions!