HollywoodTuna has released their list of the Top Ten Hottest Babes of 2006. I guess this means I don’t have to do it now.
Also, I’m shocked that Tara Reid didn’t make the list. Who could refuse those fake, drooping boobs, that craggy skin over her abs, and that beautiful “somehow I sound like I’ve been smoking for 53 years yet I’m only 31″ voice. That fox should definitely be on some kind of list…maybe “The Most Likely To Do Porn in 2007″ list.
Gratuitous Kate Beckinsale and Friends Photo #45: Drunk Girls
Ah New Years Eve. Only on New Years Eve can an seemingly equal amount of young people spend the night either amazingly happy because they are out having fun, or amazingly depressed as they sit at home and watch MTV’s always lame New Years coverage at home. Hopefully you are in the group that found something fun to do, but no matter your New Years Eve group affiliation, you should find this week’s Kate Beckinsale and Friends picture set entertaining. Why? Because like last week, we are theme and amateur oriented again. This week: Drunk chicks in honor of New Years Eve.
Also like last week, the pictures are brought to you by our friends at CollegeHumor
It was after the bars all night that she chose to duct tape the handle of skol to her hand… she was found passed out in that chair hours later.
Violet Blue, the web-famous sex columnist, runs down the Top 10 Sex Stories of 2006
If the year in major sex stories were to be written like a Craigslist personal ad, it would sound something like this:
“Horny Einstein with HPV seeks a little Girls Gone Wild action in space. No sex toys, please, as they are toxic, but respond to this CL ad if you want to play Justice Department and get all up in my 2257, if domain names are your kink, and you love the Matrix but fantasize most about Neo’s secret lingerie drawer. No griefers.”
“Bro Rape“. Its becoming a serious problem with young men that like to wear upside down visors and pop their collar.
Says a convicted Bro-Rapist:
The Phish Farewell Tour? Its was like an All-You-Can-Rape Buffet.
Predictably, a video response from the fairer sex to the Dick in a Box video has been created. You can check it out at geekentertaiment.tv. Its not great.
via BoingBoing
Its My Dick in a Box
I was introduced to my new favorite Saturday Night Live skit this morning: “Its My Dick in a Box”. If you haven’t seen it, run (don’t walk) to the video section and check it out.
Thats all. I just thought I would share.
Gratuitous Kate Beckinsale and Friends Photo #44
(Its late. The blame rests on equal parts traveling and short term memory.)
Its Christmas! …er…Its The Holidays! So its time for a Holiday Edition of Gratuitous Kate Beckinsale and Friends Photo. Because of this special occasion, I’ve decided to give you a present: Less of me talking and twice as many pictures! The first picture is here followed by 5 more after the jump.
Oh, and no celebrities this week either, we are working with all amatures this week! All pictures are brought to you from our friends at College Humor.
Enjoy!
Even Ebeneezer Scrooge couldn’t hate this one.
