Gratuitous Kate Beckinsale and Friends Photo #41

December 1st, 2006 | by Mike |

Online gossip queen Perez Hilton is being dragged into the courtroom for using copyrighted pictures owned by some of the largest paparazzi agencies in the US. I have zero doubt that he will either pay them a ass-load of money in a settlement or he will pay two ass-loads in court because he will lose this case. The proof is pretty astounding and all over his website. You know, those pictures with the stupid drawings of dicks and the words “slut”? How do you come up with gold like that? He must have a team of 13 year old boys working day and night to dream up amazing comedy like that. Seriously though, the real irony of the stupid drawings is that he started doing that because people were stealing his images…and by his I mean the copyrighted images that he never owned in the first place.

I used to read Perez regularly. In fact he made frequent visits here and left a few comments, but I really think he started to suck when he became BFF’s with Paris Hilton. Now all he does is basically run her guerrilla PR campaign by slamming the people she hates and telling stories about how wonderful she is. I’m not usually one to slam a guy for taking on an impossible job, but he must be retarded. I just picture him at some club telling Paris how great she is while holding her hair as she pukes on stage between her “songs”. You not only sold your soul to the devil, but you’re also holding her hair…a small price to pay for fame right?

To sum up: Perez Hilton is getting sued. He’s become the douchey lapdog of Paris Hilton, and he’s not funny. Everyone knows the secret to being funny is spit takes…and something tells me Perez rarely, if ever, spits.

Now take a look at some of these fine copyrighted images of Brooke Burke:

If you promise not to sue me, there are two more copyrighted images of Ms Burke after the jump.


  1. 834 Responses to “Gratuitous Kate Beckinsale and Friends Photo #41”

  2. By Phil Strauss on Feb 1, 2008 | Reply

    These are really great shots of the hottest lady today.Leaves me wanting to see more,actually!

  3. By Phil Strauss on Feb 1, 2008 | Reply

    These are really great shots of the hottest lady today.Leaves me wanting to see more,actually!

  4. By Phil Strauss on Feb 1, 2008 | Reply

    These are really great shots of the hottest lady today.Leaves me wanting to see more,actually!

  5. By Phil Strauss on Feb 1, 2008 | Reply

    These are really great shots of the hottest lady today.Leaves me wanting to see more,actually!

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