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If you ever wonder why a cute chick like Gwyneth Paltrow had to go through so many guys until she finally married the lead singer of ColdPlay, Chris Martain? Two words: World Tours. The now European Gwyneth Paltrow is at it again with her seemingly non-stop United States bashing. This time it went a little something like this:

“I love the English lifestyle, it’s not as capitalistic as America. People don’t talk about work and money, they talk about interesting things at dinner. I like living here because I don’t fit into the bad side of American psychology. The British are much more intelligent and civilized than the Americans.”

The next day after her PR person finished bashing their head against their desk until they passed out, Gwyneth release this “please still go see my movies” statement:

I felt so upset to be completely misconstrued and I never, ever would have said that. I definitely did not say that I think the British are more intelligent and civilized than Americans.

Somehow I think that Gwyneth simply thinks that people with British accents are smart. I bet you anything that if had to choose the smarter person between Bill Gates (or Steve Wozniak if you prefer) and Baby Spice she would choose Baby Spice every time without fail. Also, the people that Gwyneth talks to are of course never going to talk about work or money because they are all rich people that have no worries when in comes to those things. That being said, I’m sure Gwyneth doesn’t even realize how rich she is considering how un-capitalistic it is over there is the wonderful Land of Oz England. Now that I think about it, maybe the smart move is to just be born into money, get even more rich when you grow up, marry someone rich and then move to England. Thats not just the American-Smart thing to do, its the European-Smart thing to do.

…I also heard that in England, the streets are paved with chocolate, all the light poles are candy canes and when you decide to get a hooker but you end up to scared to do it so you end up watching the Game Show Network while you comb her hair, no one ever finds out and laughs about you at work. It sounds like my kind of place.