Gratuitous Kate Beckinsale and Friends Photo #42

December 8th, 2006 | by Mike |

Its Kristen Bell again this week. I know, I kinda have a thing for her. Although technically,I think I really have a thing for the character Veronica Mars. I doubt that Kristen Bell has the sharp wit in real life without the writing team, and yes I know she’s just as hot in real life, but the snarkiness is a factor in her attractiveness. She’s cute regardless, but the wit takes her to the next level.

I don’t want to sound creepy, but this is the kind of woman that kick ass rock songs should be about. If you were wondering, I already wrote one. It would start out all slow with this little bit of cymbals. Then you would hear this kick ass baseline come in all quiet. Oh and there’d be smoke all around and the stage is all black. Then both the cymbals and the bass would get louder and louder until…BAM…the lights come up and I’m standing on a giant demon’s head holding a guitar. Thats when my solo kicks off and I’m all like: whaaaa…wiggity wiggity whaaa. bum whaaa. Wiggity whaaa. Bam bam do deee whaaa. Wheee whaaa! It goes on like that for 8 minutes and 43 seconds, but the whole time there are like thousands of panties and bras being flung at my face, but I’m totally focused on her the entire time execpt for the second I’m wondering how these chicks have the arm strength to throw their undies all the way to the top of this giant demon’s head, but other than that, I’m totally focused on her. The best part is she’s all in the front row not even rocking out. She’s just clapping a little bit but staring right back at me.

I call that song “Lets Make Love (Nah, Lets Just Do It. Lets Not Get In To That Love Stuff Right Now and Ruin The Moment. Do Have Any Chick Friends That Want To Get In On This By The Way?)”

This picture here is Ms Bell at the Billboard Music Awards.

If you want to see Kristen Bell look over her shoulder at you click through the jump.

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