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At the time of this writing, this is the current Miss USA, one Tara Conner. I say that, because she may not be the reigning Miss USA for long. Rumors swirling yesterday were that she will be bounced from her title and have to dry clean and return her sash based on several allegations of “inappropriate behavior”. It turns out that she wasn’t dethroned…yet. Here’s the statement released to gossip site TMZ.com:

“Miss USA Tara Conner has not been dethroned. The Miss Universe Organization and Mr. Donald J. Trump will be evaluating her behavioral and personal issues to see what we can do to work with her, and what we will do about her reign going forward. Mr. Trump will make a determination and announcement within the coming week.”

The fact is that dethroning any Miss USA is a stupid idea. Did she get too drunk at a bar? So what. Did her getting drunk and banging some dude and probably giving him a “Luckiest Man In The World” sash afterward make her any less hot? Sure didn’t. Maybe it even made her a little more hot…and lets be honest, thats the only criteria that matters in the Miss USA contest. Sure they make the broads juggle, dance or sing, but thats just for a laugh, once thats over the judges get down to brass tacks and pick the hottest chick and its all over. I’m sure the only people that are clamoring for a dethroning of and Miss USA are probably fat chicks, because they are the only ones that think a pageant winner should be something more than simply hot. 9 out of 10 men agree, nothing else matters other than hotness, and Tara Conner is clearly hot. Uber attractive people like Tara and I are clearly hot enough to get carte blanche in life. Yes, there is a double standard.

On a personal note, I think most of us would even let her pretty much do whatever she wanted to as long as you got consistent access to her body. If you walked in on her and some other guy on your own bed, sure you would be mad in the beginning, but after thinking about that there still might be a chance that you can keep hitting that you would probably just politely ask them to keep it on her side of the bed so you can get some rest. Maybe you whip them up a little snack after they are done too…but thats it! You’re a man and thats when you put your foot down.

Too more pictures after the jump!