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Britney Spears’ New Clothes


No, your x-ray vision didn’t just start working, Britney is wearing a see-through dress. I don’t know who it was exactly, but someone told this diluted broad that she looks good in this. I hate that person. Look, I agree she lost some weight. She looks a lot better. That being said, she hasn’t lost near enough for this dress. The person that should be wearing this dress is Tara Conner, but judging by rumors, Tara wouldn’t keep the dress on for long before she brought a guy back to her apartment and made out with Miss Teen USA. By the way, did I tell you that I’m in love with Tara Conner? And once that guy comes though with my order to get me a clipping of her hair, my Tara doll will be complete! What will that guy that picked on me in High School think of me then, huh?! I can’t wait to bring her to the reunion! Everyone will be so jealous.

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