Britney Spears Walks Her Fat Ass in to Rehab
According MSNBC and What Would Tyler Durden Do (One is my favorite news source, the other is some site I read occasionally…you decide which is which.) are both reporting that Britney Spears has entered rehab. One would assume that she is entered rehab for alcohol, but I think its more important that she kick the two addictions that got her to this point in her life to begin with: Her addiction to hoosier-ass, douche bag dudes and her addiction to the entire Hostess catalog.
Have you ever seen someone go downhill in every way as fast as Britney Spears has? A few years ago she looked amazing, now she’s a fat drunk that shows her baby conveyor belt ironically at the point of her life that no one wants to she it. There are mob victims floating in the river that don’t get ugly and bloated this fast. Not only that, but she is about 5 more drunken nights and cooch shots away from losing a paternity battle to her former husband and the current #37,690 selling artist on Amazon.com, Kevin Federline. Even though I’m a sexy chick magnet that has lived a privileged life of endless hot chicks and corn dogs every night for dinner, I know there is no lower low than having a judge tell you to your face that someone named K-Fed and wore a wife beater with a sideways yellow and black Yankees hat to a court hearing is a better parent than you.
Lets face it, we all need to move on to waiting for her sister to hit 18 and hope for better results for her.
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