Do you think Jessica Simpson is headed down the dark alley of ugliness? Some do. I don’t think so. First of all, she is between albums and therefore isn’t doing a lot of media events. People always think someone is “done” when they are in between albums and then they “come back” when their next album drops. Hell, just look at Weird Al. Jessica Simpson, is just spending her time banging John Mayer (and me on the side, but you didn’t hear that from me.). Yeah, I’ve seen the pictures of her boob coming out of her dress and it made me sad too, but I don’t think that it means she’s going to be riding shotgun with Britney Spears on a road trip to Skanktown. What it means is she needs to wear a bra more. I’m pretty sure a man invented the bra, and he wasn’t stupid. I think so guys forget sometimes that tits just don’t look as good when they aren’t in a bra. Just check out the picture above, her boobs are mushed up and they look fantastic. So does one saggy boob mean she is getting ugly. No. Its doesn’t.

Even if she did trip and fall down the fug hole, she’s one of the hottest broads out there, so she would have a long way to fall before she ran into Britney Spears shoveling Cheetos in her yapper at the bottom.

3 older examples of pictures after the jump…to remind you of the good boob smashing days.