I hope I can finish writing this post before the lights in my apartment mysteriously turn off and I turn around to find a dark, scary figure standing in my door way just before I’m thrown out of window in an effort to keep their secret identity intact…
Time to man-up! I’ll just put it out there: I think Fergie is secretly The Batman.
You don’t believe me? Take a look at that utility belt that she was rocking while jogging the other day and tell me thats not Batman’s utility belt! Seriously. I bet you anything that broad is rocking two Batarangs and a can of Shark Repellent Bat Spray.
Ok, I just need to click “Save”. There! Hopefully I will survive to see tomorrow and not see the scary as hell face of Fergie in the middle of the night.
Seriously, she’s kinda ugly.