Fergie is Batman

January 31st, 2007 | by Mike |

I hope I can finish writing this post before the lights in my apartment mysteriously turn off and I turn around to find a dark, scary figure standing in my door way just before I’m thrown out of window in an effort to keep their secret identity intact…

Time to man-up! I’ll just put it out there: I think Fergie is secretly The Batman.

You don’t believe me? Take a look at that utility belt that she was rocking while jogging the other day and tell me thats not Batman’s utility belt! Seriously. I bet you anything that broad is rocking two Batarangs and a can of Shark Repellent Bat Spray.

Ok, I just need to click “Save”. There! Hopefully I will survive to see tomorrow and not see the scary as hell face of Fergie in the middle of the night.

Seriously, she’s kinda ugly.

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