Anna Nicole Smith found dead and ugly

February 8th, 2007 | by Mike |


Trimspa baby!

According to CNN.com:

Reality TV star and former model Anna Nicole Smith was pronounced dead Thursday after being taken to a Florida hospital after being found unconscious in her hotel room, a law enforcement source with knowledge of the case told CNN.

Smith, 39, collapsed at a south Florida hotel and was taken to a local hospital, according to news reports.

Time to play a little Carnac the Magnificent: “Methadone, Oxycoton, and TrimSpa” …drumroll… “What are the three things that will be found in Anna Nicole’s body other than a box worth of Ding-Dongs.” “Hi oh!!!”

I’m about as shocked to hear this news as I was when Rosie O’Donnell said she was gay. Right? Who would have possibly thought that Anna Nicole, who spent the majority of the last 6 years slurring her words and weighing more than a baby elephant, would be someone that has an addictive personality and might kill herself one day? Shocking. Next your going to tell me that some day Britney Spears will get fat and ugly? Well, your wrong dude. That hot peice will never look like she swallowed a VW Beetle!

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