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I don’t really know who this chick is. When I saw her at a party she squealed and ran up to me (because I’m sexy…thats why) and was all like “Oh my god! How have you been?” Not knowing who the hell this chick was I tried to be cool and reply “Good…good. How’s…stuff going with you?” She never had any idea that I didn’t have a clue who she was until the next morning. She was cleaning the dishes after she made be breakfast and turned to me and asked if I wanted to go on a walk or something. I looked up from my newspaper and said: “I don’t even know your name, so I really don’t want to go on a walk with you…just finish my laundry and get the hell out of here.” Is that mean? Too bad. Thats just how I roll baby.

It turns out that this chick is named Michelle Trachtenberg. Well guess what Michelle Trachtenberg?! You fold clean socks like an idiot and your scrambled eggs are runny! …Great in bed though. That thing you did with your pinky toe, a bottle of shampoo and a Prince Adam He-Man action figure…wow…seriously…wow.

4 more wild pictures of this hot-nameless broad after the jump!