Mike Matheny’s Head Hurts; Forced to Retire

I was sorry to hear Mike Matheny is officially retiring from baseball after his doctors refused to clear him for play in the upcoming 2007 season. Matheny, a 13 year major league veteran catcher, will always be one of my favorite players for the way he handled pitchers and because the man could block a curve ball in the dirt as good as anyone in the history of the game. Matheny was also one of my girlfriend’s favorites because he was cute…not that I didn’t think he was cute, the difference was I also valued his time when he wore his mask, and she just waited for his face to appear on the Jumbotron again.
This isn’t meant to sound like a eulogy, but its always sad to see one of the better players and better guys in the game get forced into retirement early. The good news is, I give it about 2 years before we see Matheny coaching minor leaguers, hopefully he’ll be doing it back in a Cardinals uniform.
In related news, Barry Bonds, Matheny’s teammate on the Giants, continues to whine about how many douchebag lackeys the Giants will pay for in his up coming 18+ million dollar contract.
Try to enjoy retirement Mike! St. Louis is really nice in the summer when you don’t have to travel.

Just so we are all clear… This is not a bomb. I’m looking at you Boston.
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