Jenna Jameson Takes off Her Human Mask to Reveal This?
Oh Jenna Jameson, what have you done to yourself? It looks like the formally cute Jenna has signed up for the “Michael Jackson Plastic Surgery Package,” and specifically the “Make My Boobs Look Even Bigger and My Face Look Scary and Thin” Package. The weird thing is that is happened so fast. Last week I wanted to stab her with my wiener, and now I want to stab her with a wooden stake and then chop off her head so she won’t come back to life when I least expect it.
Frankly, shes a porn star so the bigger boobs are akin to a business man getting a new company car, so that I’m not so hyped about…but that face. Her face is all skinny and deflated now like she gave head to someone with a very sharp penis. In fact, I printed this picture out and showed to an old Mexican lady just so someone would fall back against the wall while clutching her chest and whispering “Dios mio!”
She used to be so cute…for a porn star I mean. Its a shame I’ll have to go from saying “I’d hit it, but I’d be sure to double-bag the general.” to “What are you crazy? I’d rather shove my d*** into a bucket of razor blades and salt water!”