Gratuitous Kate Beckinsale and Friends Photo #54: Jennifer Love Hewitt

March 2nd, 2007 | by Mike |


I’m not sure why, but people seem to throw a lot of shit at Jennifer Love Hewitt. What has poor “love” has done to them? She’s not a drunken whore like Lindsay, Britney or Paris. She does in fact still work, even though that show of her’s probably sucks, its still a job. Of course, and most importantly, she also has a very nice rack. Seriously, I mean a kick ass rack. Like a rack worthy of shoving your face in there and doing a full-fledged Bronski.

A rack like that makes me think of the time when I was hanging out at the mall and saw this chick with the most amazing rack. It wasn’t quite JLH good, but it was live and in color, so it garnered a little extra points. Anyway, her rack was totally kick-ass, and I was looking pretty damn good wearing my Adidas jacket, the green one with the white stripes down the sleeve, so I decided to go ask this chick out. So I rolled up to her and said, “Hey, my name is Mike, and I would like to take you out tomorrow night.” She stopped, looked at me pointing her nice rack in my direction and said, “No. I don’t think so. Sorry.” What a bitch right? Its all for the best probably though, my dates never seem to last much more than a 30 minutes after I introduce my mother and show them my little ceramic cat collection in my room.


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