This is the 4th time we at Hell Yeah Bitch! .com have featured Christina Aguilera for the Gratuitous Kate Beckinsale and Friends Photo and I’m not sure its enough. She is looking quite good these days. Ever since she got out of her “super tan with black hair” phase, she has looked good enough for me to take down my poster of the kitty cat hanging on to a clothes line and replace it with her poster.
While Britney turned fat and crazy and Jessica Simpson doing…John Mayer, Christina really seems to have turned the corner into the only pop-chick I care to hear about. In fact, I prefer to hear about Christina than almost any other news. Johnny Depp’s kid is on her death bed? Um…who cares. Show me a picture of Christina standing in line at an Orange Julius! What is there a war going on? Don’t care! Show me a picture of Christina not really doing anything. Eddie Van Halen’s Grandfather…wait, I mean Eddie Van Halen is entering rehab? I don’t care! Just show me a picture of…oh wait, an aged rockstar that looks like a zombie going to rehab? Ok, thats news. I’ll have to look into that. In the meantime check out these pictures of Christina doing nothing in particular instead reading about that “war” the media refuses to stop talking about.