Raise your hand if you want to do Katharine McPhee! Not just do her, but really get after it…I mean really wreck that chick. Oh, and honk if you love Jesus. (via Egotastic)
A fellow Dreamhost customer takes our web host to task over completely screwing up the scheduled power-outage last weekend. I couldn’t agree more. The uptime lately on Dreamhost as been horrible. (via Daring Fireball)
Gratuitous Kate Beckinsale and Friends Photo #54: Jennifer Love Hewitt
I’m not sure why, but people seem to throw a lot of shit at Jennifer Love Hewitt. What has poor “love” has done to them? She’s not a drunken whore like Lindsay, Britney or Paris. She does in fact still work, even though that show of her’s probably sucks, its still a job. Of course, and most importantly, she also has a very nice rack. Seriously, I mean a kick ass rack. Like a rack worthy of shoving your face in there and doing a full-fledged Bronski.
A rack like that makes me think of the time when I was hanging out at the mall and saw this chick with the most amazing rack. It wasn’t quite JLH good, but it was live and in color, so it garnered a little extra points. Anyway, her rack was totally kick-ass, and I was looking pretty damn good wearing my Adidas jacket, the green one with the white stripes down the sleeve, so I decided to go ask this chick out. So I rolled up to her and said, “Hey, my name is Mike, and I would like to take you out tomorrow night.” She stopped, looked at me pointing her nice rack in my direction and said, “No. I don’t think so. Sorry.” What a bitch right? Its all for the best probably though, my dates never seem to last much more than a 30 minutes after I introduce my mother and show them my little ceramic cat collection in my room.
Did you know that Kellie Pickler tried sushi since she has been on American Idol? A less retarded anecdote, is that she also bought some huge new boobs. See the clip @ WWTDD.com. Don’t miss this exchange:
Ryan Seacrest: Did you buy anything since the show?
Kellie: Shoes.
Ryan: Just shoes?
Finally! Someone from a web site not named “Hell Yeah Bitch! .com” has come out against the giant ass of hype that is Beyonce. We salute you Rolling Stone.com!
Jenna Jameson Takes off Her Human Mask to Reveal This?
Oh Jenna Jameson, what have you done to yourself? It looks like the formally cute Jenna has signed up for the “Michael Jackson Plastic Surgery Package,” and specifically the “Make My Boobs Look Even Bigger and My Face Look Scary and Thin” Package. The weird thing is that is happened so fast. Last week I wanted to stab her with my wiener, and now I want to stab her with a wooden stake and then chop off her head so she won’t come back to life when I least expect it.
Frankly, shes a porn star so the bigger boobs are akin to a business man getting a new company car, so that I’m not so hyped about…but that face. Her face is all skinny and deflated now like she gave head to someone with a very sharp penis. In fact, I printed this picture out and showed to an old Mexican lady just so someone would fall back against the wall while clutching her chest and whispering “Dios mio!”
She used to be so cute…for a porn star I mean. Its a shame I’ll have to go from saying “I’d hit it, but I’d be sure to double-bag the general.” to “What are you crazy? I’d rather shove my dick into a bucket of razor blades and salt water!”