Girls Gone Showering!!: Brought to you by Geek Squad
Who would ever guess that some geeky dude that works with computers all day is actually a sex-deprived porn freak? Well Sarah Vasquez didn’t think that, and she decided to take a shower while Hao Kuo Chi was supposed to be fixing her 8 year old HP Pavilion running Windows 98. (I’m guessing on the computer, but I bet I’m close.) Apparently Hao Kuo Chi decided that the first step to defragmenting Vazquez’s hard drive was to set his camera phone up in her shower and have it secretly record video. Step two was to get caught. We now go live to some standard grey-haired guy wearing a suit on the street…
Disgusting. What a pervert…woah, wait. Hello Sarah Vasquez! Nice work Hao Kuo Chi. You gave it your best but you failed. FYI, a little white piece of tape will cover up the red “recording” dot. For a bathroom backdrop, I like to use white duct tape cut pre-cut into little squares. Now, if that is too much of a hassle, and it is sometimes, you could just go with your standard drugging. They don’t care too much about red lights when they are face down on the floor right!? High-five!
[full disclosure: I worked for Best Buy in the past, but never as a Geek Squad member]
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Christopher Smith
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Lil J shizzle