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There is no other possible explanation to how the hell Britney Spears went from this to this and now today…the picture above. Britney Spears has created a time traveling machine. Of course, she has yet to announce her invention to the world, but come on…how else do you explain this? Plus, time travel would explain the head shaving thing. You always see time travelers with shaved heads in the movies! I’m not sure if its because the molecular structure of human hair is incapable of withstanding the pressures that time travel puts on the human body or if its because dudes with shaved heads look more bad ass when then appear in a ball of white light and lots of smoke. I assumed it was the later, and if thats the case Britney took this one step too far… None of that matters though because we live in a new age of time travel and its all thanks to Britney’s fat ass…whoops! Sorry, old habits die hard.

Check out the ass on Britney! Doesn’t it look familiar? Thats right, its the same ass from the “Oops I Did It Again” video. Time travel is the s*** !