Gratuitous Kate Beckinsale and Friends Photo #63: Jessica Simpson

May 11th, 2007 | by Mike |

I’m not sure what to think about Jessica Simpson anymore. She’s still hot right? She seems to have the same body as she did and the boobs are still kickin’, but yet I feel like she’s some how less attractive than she was all of 4 months ago. Sure I would still have no problem throwing it at her. I would still completely wreck her. I mean, I would do everything to her…and once again the next morning…but after that she’s gone. Thats truly the difference. 4 months ago, I’m doing everything I can to keep this broad in my bed. If she wanted to cheat on me with another dude all I would ask is that she keep in on her side of the bed and try their best to keep the guy’s junk from hitting me in the face while I’m sleeping. Now I’m still tapping it, but I’m letting her walk after a round or two. Its always sad when a hot chick drops down a level, but seeing “top of the food chain” type talent dropping is even more sad.

Here’s something I do know though: Skinny chicks with nice racks should wear the shirtless with blazer look more often. Its hot as hell. Don’t ask me to explain it. Its true though.

Two more after the jump because I hoping some hot chick out there will send me a picture of her shirtless wearing a blazer. I love you nameless girl of the future!



  1. 1,288 Responses to “Gratuitous Kate Beckinsale and Friends Photo #63: Jessica Simpson”

  2. By Lil J shizzle on May 13, 2007 | Reply

    yo, i gave you hotter pictures of jessica simpson than that. What did you do with the pics that i emailed you?

  3. By Lil J shizzle on May 13, 2007 | Reply

    yo, i gave you hotter pictures of jessica simpson than that. What did you do with the pics that i emailed you?

  4. By DEE on May 16, 2007 | Reply

    BITCH you is a dume ass hoe cutting off you hair bitch holla at yo gurl dee bye bitch

  5. By DEE on May 16, 2007 | Reply

    BITCH you is a dume ass hoe cutting off you hair bitch holla at yo gurl dee bye bitch

  6. By sky on May 19, 2007 | Reply

    i’d throw it at her

  7. By sky on May 19, 2007 | Reply

    i’d throw it at her

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