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What the Hell is This?

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This is Britney Spears shooting her next music video.  Yes, my penis just crawled back up inside my body too.  I hope it comes back.  I had plans with it later tonight involving a beer and a few copies of Ladies Home Journal. 

Who is telling this broad she is sexy and needs to be anywhere near a stripper pole?  I feel like maybe Britney has permanently become that drunk friend we all had in college that would do anything you told them without question and then you would all sit in the corner watching and laughing.  I bet you 5 bucks that Britney got this on her voice mail last month: “…Yeah, and you should put a stripping scene in your new video!  Shhhh…shhhh!  Don’t make me laugh.  …oh and find some hot pants, you look great in hot pants!  Oh my god I SO hope she does this!  Dude…shut up I haven’t hung up yet. [click]“

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