Matt Roloff Got a Little Drunk
Ha! Get it? Because he is a little person!
Apparently Roloff got his DUI last month coming back from a little get together after having a little too much to drink and didn’t display even a little common sense when he decided drive home. You can hardly blame him though. It all happens so fast. You are having a good time at a party with your god-given excuse to look up chick’s dresses and you decide you’ve had enough of this lame farm party. He quickly grabs his crutches, has someone hand him his keys, then finds a place to sit down and has a buddy help him tie his wooden “driving blocks” to his feet so he can reach the peddles, then gets out the car and has someone else help him in and tuck his cructches in the back seat and off he goes! I think even the most law-biting citizen could see how one could forget that he is too drunk to drive when you take off in such a rush.