According to Perez Hilton, Vh1 is quietly producing their next big celebrity beer-shits pile of a show: Celebrity Rehab!  I love this idea.  I love it for two reasons: 1. I’ve been sniffing glue for the past 3 hours and 2. Its impossible for this show to not be sexy.  “How’s that Mike?”  Well voices in my head that my subconscious created because I’m so lonely, its because Chyna is going to be involved.  Just look at her graceful beauty pictured above.  Grrrrrr!

Of course the main problem one would have after banging Chyna, other than coming down off your high in the middle of it and slicing your member off with a “linoleum knife!” to get away as soon as possible, would be deciding if that act made you gay or not.  Right now, my gut is telling me that no, you wouldn’t technically be gay after hitting it, though you may decided to go exclusively dudes anyway and I’ve never actually seen what she’s packing in those sexy black parachute pants, so I may be completely off base.