“I think its time to sell the T-Mobile MDA and buy an iPhone.”

“It looks like the iPod pooped.”

Perez Hilton kind of lip dubs Britney Spears. 

Maybe the point was to make a video so gross and horrible that Britney would watch it and it would put her into a coma and leave her sterile, but Perez seems to inflicts a lot of collateral damage to the other poor viewers of this video as well.

Watch at your own risk.